Emma Chamberlain

A sick fucking web of just chaos in there.

And it all intertwines.

If I had to provide a symbol for you that could explain to you what my brain looks like...

The picture that I would show you would be it would be like a cork board with a bunch of pictures and weird little random things pinned to it with a bunch of red string connecting it all like a detective.

That's how my brain is.

It's this like and maybe everybody's brain is like that.

But my brain is like this complicated web of chaos for no reason because I'm not solving a crime.

You know, I'm not a detective.

It doesn't need to be like that.

Like I dream of a brain that looks like an organized file cabinet.

My God, what a beautiful way of functioning compared to what I'm doing.

Like in movies, when you see a person trying to solve a mystery with a board like that in front of them, they're usually not in a good place.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Their hair is all fucked up.

They're like beside themselves trying to solve a mystery.

You know, if you see a detective in a movie that has their shit together, they got a slick back bun and they're wearing a power suit.

I'll tell you, their files are in a cabinet.

You know what I mean?

Like it's it's very symbolic.

Anyway, moving on.