Enrique Chacon
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
My dad, he was a veteran in El Salvador.
I hated communism and fuck communism.
I can't even share an appetizer.
He used to tell me how he would torture communists, right?
Apparently he used to tie them up naked, throw cold water at them and slap their feet afterwards so they can get pneumonia and die.
And I'm like, damn dad, that's kind of gay.
If you do that shit to me, I'm gonna cum.
I'm actually at risk of deportation.
I had to take my jacket off last night.
I thought I was having a goddamn stroke.
My cholesterol is loud as shit.
That's why I'm wearing these tight-ass jeans.
They help with the blood pressure.