#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
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Let's go! Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
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Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show, huh? Ladies and gentlemen, two of my favorite comedians, two of the best guests in the history of the show. If you guys know and love comedy podcasting, then you know these motherfuckers. Absolutely amazing. Literally the best, two of the best guests possible. Make some goddamn noise for the RU Garbage Guys, Kevin Ryan and H Foley.
Oh, yeah. No, you sit here.
Yeah.
There he is. There they are. Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, on a beautiful, beautiful Monday evening. Welcome, gentlemen.
Let's fucking go, mothership. Goddamn.
For you guys that don't know, they are the hosts of literally what I consider one of the only listenable comedy podcasts in the world. I don't really listen or watch anybody's podcasts, including all my best friends. But these two run a show, Are You Garbage? And you find out what's kind of trashy about the guests. And there's a lot. There's a lot, yes. It turns out. For sure. I'm garbage. You were not classy. That's definitely, yeah. Nope. Born poor. Sure. Had to survive. Had to make some things happen. Many a trips to Subway. Load up the sub. Five dollars. Back in the dizzle. Grew up on black olives. That's right. Maraschino cherries show up in my DNA to this day. I got a blood test. 2% maraschino. What's been going on, boys?
Everything good? Route 66, the new special RU Garbage special on RU Garbage on YouTube. So YouTube.com slash RU Garbage. What do you guys do there?
We did Route 66, tour Chicago to L.A. on a bus, did nine cities, nine shows in like ten days, and we filmed the whole thing. A lot of behind the scenes, a lot of the live show. It's a good fucking time. It's a great time.
This is nice. This is new, isn't it? You don't know. You didn't used to normally do this. The little panel when you come out.
Well, I mean, I like you guys. This is fucking real. This is me. I feel like I'm on Graham Norton. I love Graham Norton. Wow, you really made it. You made it. Graham Norton. That's BBC. What a reference.
You know that show no one watches? That's what it feels like I'm on right now.
What are you talking about? It's a good show. It's British trash. Yeah. But you guys have been on this show numerous times, much like Graham Norton's favorite guest. I've had you on multiple times. You guys know how it works. If you get pulled out of this bucket, you get 60 seconds uninterrupted. You know your time is up and you hear the sound of a kitten. That means you have to wrap it up then or else you bring out the angry West Hollywood bear. I'm going to let one of these lovely lesbians in the front row pick out a name to start the show.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–10:58
2
Who are the featured guests on this episode?
10:58–14:54
3
What new projects are discussed by the guests?
14:54–26:32
4
What comedic themes emerge during the show?
26:32–58:58
5
What humorous anecdote does Uncle Lazer share?
58:58–59:39
6
How does the topic shift to personal experiences with comedy?
59:39–1:01:38
7
What insights does Gus Horn provide about his dating life?
1:01:38–1:03:07
8
How does the conversation conclude with a discussion on Xanax?
1:03:07–1:59:12