Enrique Chacon

I'm working on my visa right now.

Huge wheel, two wheels in the back.

I lock it up right behind like a parking lot, right behind a b-b-b-building that my mom owns.

My mom owns a building that I used to store my bike at and some ableist motherfuckers cut the fucking chain and yeah.

I've just been puking and feeling shit, so I can... Oh, puking?

Hey, good to be here.

I got a girlfriend now.

Sorry, fellas.

I was doing Tinder for a while, and you know, a lot of comics, they talk about Tinder, because it's like infamously the worst dating app, you know?

But the craziest thing to me about Tinder is when I was doing that, when I created my profile, Tinder makes you pick like a whole bunch of hobbies and interests that show up on your profile.

You cannot finish creating your profile without picking hobbies and interests, so Tinder gives you a big list of hobbies to pick from.

I thought this was weird.

Did you know you could pick Black Lives Matter as a hobby?

That's a hobby?

I support Black Lives Matter.

I mean, you know, that's not a hobby to me.

That's just something that is.

It's like food or something.

I'm like, all right, yes.

Black people, acknowledged, exist.