E.R. Fightmaster
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841 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 22 Jun
E.R. Fightmaster’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like, you know, if you're making a joke about Americans in Europe, it's just about IQ level because we think we're so fucking superior.
and the rest of the world is like look at those angry kids like they fucking hate us man it's embarrassing i was lying to people saying like i am dutch i was over there like just because a lot of the dutch speak english and so i was fully over there just being like hi everyone like you know so nice to meet you like
lying a hundred percent i'm not getting in a gay club like they find out i'm american a hundred percent yes no and they they love uh when we call ourselves stupid and they love when we're like joke about the germans being so on time they're like those jokes killed every yo yo across the world
Isn't it crazy how like sometimes you just find yourself like, like I was on tour.
We were, we were not slaying one night.
We were performing for a group of veterans and.
when you you know this when you tour comedy it's for some reason everybody that's in the audience is there against their will they're there by gunpoint to say it's like you don't have to be here no it's if they're not at like a comedy club and even then it's like kind of iffy yeah they were brought there by gunpoint by some like union that they're in
Like their bosses made them come for some shit.
And we were performing for the veterans and we were kind of like bombing so hard that at one point, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I hate the military industrial complex.
I think it destroys souls and worlds.
I went, thank you for your service.
You're doing the Lord's work.
Literally.
I'm doing like an outro and I go, and they kind of were like,
you got him you got him a little bit just a little bit you're gonna give me silence the whole show but i was like i i think i'll compromise my values here for like a little bit of a little snack i just want like a little treat just a little just anything i still think about it
and even my friend scott who was touring with me at the time and he was the one that was like able to do the wife shit when i came off he was like you're doing the lord's work the fuck he said i got desperate up there i blocked out they weren't giving me anything i needed it i needed it at the end of the day i need attention so truly i was like just a little thingy
Yeah.
And I also, I dated...
i had dated a um a lot i've dated a lot of twins somehow i don't know what i'm attracting but i've dated a lot of twins that sounds kind of scary it can be like like i feel like twins when they get to a certain age it's like okay enough no more i you're no longer a twin i couldn't agree more being a twin is for children and at this point you're 25 and it's perverted
And you're creepy and weird.
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