Eric Goode

Well, so my point is that like these things are so different than us that it's hard for us to even imagine. Okay, the biggest freshwater croc ever was 40 feet long.

110 million years ago. What about saltwater?

110 million years ago. What about saltwater?

110 million years ago. What about saltwater?

Is that the largest crocodile period, or is it the big ones freshwater? All right. Is that the largest, biggest crocodile fossil ever found? Okay, largest sea-dwelling one, 30 feet long. Interesting. So the 40-foot-long one was bigger. Interesting. So these ones that they—okay, super croc, massive fossilized croc discovered in the Aguila—how do you say that? Aguila?

Is that the largest crocodile period, or is it the big ones freshwater? All right. Is that the largest, biggest crocodile fossil ever found? Okay, largest sea-dwelling one, 30 feet long. Interesting. So the 40-foot-long one was bigger. Interesting. So these ones that they—okay, super croc, massive fossilized croc discovered in the Aguila—how do you say that? Aguila?

Is that the largest crocodile period, or is it the big ones freshwater? All right. Is that the largest, biggest crocodile fossil ever found? Okay, largest sea-dwelling one, 30 feet long. Interesting. So the 40-foot-long one was bigger. Interesting. So these ones that they—okay, super croc, massive fossilized croc discovered in the Aguila—how do you say that? Aguila?

Aguila Formation in Big Bend National Park, 40 to 50 feet long. Jaws with six-inch teeth. Good Lord. Wow. Big bend. Good Lord. Six-inch teeth. Okay. Just imagine fucking six-inch teeth and it's 40 feet long.

Aguila Formation in Big Bend National Park, 40 to 50 feet long. Jaws with six-inch teeth. Good Lord. Wow. Big bend. Good Lord. Six-inch teeth. Okay. Just imagine fucking six-inch teeth and it's 40 feet long.

Aguila Formation in Big Bend National Park, 40 to 50 feet long. Jaws with six-inch teeth. Good Lord. Wow. Big bend. Good Lord. Six-inch teeth. Okay. Just imagine fucking six-inch teeth and it's 40 feet long.

Well, I have a friend, Jim Shockey, who's actually a professional hunter that was hired to go to Africa to shoot some of these man-eating crocodiles that were taking out these people in this village. And the footage that he got of it is so disturbing because everyone in the village is missing something.

Well, I have a friend, Jim Shockey, who's actually a professional hunter that was hired to go to Africa to shoot some of these man-eating crocodiles that were taking out these people in this village. And the footage that he got of it is so disturbing because everyone in the village is missing something.

Well, I have a friend, Jim Shockey, who's actually a professional hunter that was hired to go to Africa to shoot some of these man-eating crocodiles that were taking out these people in this village. And the footage that he got of it is so disturbing because everyone in the village is missing something.

Everyone in the village is either missing an arm or missing a leg or has a bite taken out of them. And while he was there, a woman got snatched up when she was trying to do laundry. So it's a very poor village, and these people are at the mercy of these monsters that are actively hunting them. So what they do is they...

Everyone in the village is either missing an arm or missing a leg or has a bite taken out of them. And while he was there, a woman got snatched up when she was trying to do laundry. So it's a very poor village, and these people are at the mercy of these monsters that are actively hunting them. So what they do is they...

Everyone in the village is either missing an arm or missing a leg or has a bite taken out of them. And while he was there, a woman got snatched up when she was trying to do laundry. So it's a very poor village, and these people are at the mercy of these monsters that are actively hunting them. So what they do is they...

So if they want to do something like have a place where they can retrieve water safely, what they do is they put, like, giant poles in the ground all around. So they essentially, like, encase this area. Right. But the problem is crocodiles have figured it out. And then they go in there and then just settle in. And they just wait for you. Because they can walk around on land, obviously.

So if they want to do something like have a place where they can retrieve water safely, what they do is they put, like, giant poles in the ground all around. So they essentially, like, encase this area. Right. But the problem is crocodiles have figured it out. And then they go in there and then just settle in. And they just wait for you. Because they can walk around on land, obviously.

So if they want to do something like have a place where they can retrieve water safely, what they do is they put, like, giant poles in the ground all around. So they essentially, like, encase this area. Right. But the problem is crocodiles have figured it out. And then they go in there and then just settle in. And they just wait for you. Because they can walk around on land, obviously.

So they go out of the water. And then they go, oh, the fuckers, they only go in this little area. How do I get in that area? And they're watching you underwater for hours without breathing.