Erinn Hayes

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209 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 14 May

Erinn Hayes’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Bridal Body.
Bridal Body.
I wanted to look and feel my best at my wedding.
What bride doesn't?
So three months before the big day, I stripped naked, stepped in front of the mirror, and took stock of my goals.
I had work to do, no doubt about it.
My hips have always been my biggest problem area.
I definitely needed to do something about them.
Same with my stomach and, of course, my neck tattoo, which says, property of chainsaw.
I traced my fingers over the faded script, sighing in disgust.
I don't care how good a kisser your ninth grade boyfriend is, never get a tattoo of his name outside the bikini area.
These problems weren't going to magically fix themselves, so I decided to join a gym and booked a session with a personal trainer named Diego.
After we'd introduced ourselves, Diego asked me about my fitness goals, and I told him that my wedding was in three months, and I wanted toned arms, a flat stomach, and sculpted legs.
He told me he'd like a nine-inch cock that prints money.
I thought that was harsh.
But...
I had to respect his tough love approach, and I realized it might be just the ticket.
Diego walked me over to the machines and instructed me to jog on a treadmill while he tracked my time by playing Grand Theft Auto IV on his phone.
I logged 30 minutes, and then we set up a schedule where we'd meet twice a week.
He also suggested I clean up my diet by drinking more water and prioritizing lean protein.
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