Erinn Hayes
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I recognized that I had a long road ahead, but I left the gym feeling pretty good about my plan.
As I was walking down the street towards 7-Eleven, mentally listing the reasons why a Monterey Jack taquito and Sour Patch Kids counted as lean protein, an unfamiliar voice called out to me.
I turned and saw a fit 40-something woman with spiky hair leaning against a brick wall.
Hey, are you serious about getting that bridal body?
Hell yes, I was, but how did this lady know my deal?
She answered before I could even ask.
I saw you talking with Diego, she said, eyeing me up and down.
They give him cases like yours.
Five-alarm shitfires.
She was plain spoken, like Diego.
But I liked her candor.
I gestured to my body, like, what should I do?
She took out a scrap of paper and scribbled something on it.
Meet me at the ducks at 1 a.m.
and bring this in cash.
I looked down at the paper.
This is a receipt from Pick a Bagel?