Eunice Martinez

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, man.

Speaking of grifty and a lot of cats going missing, I'm what's known as a recovering milf, mangling, moth muncher.

Weird way to say that, I date guys now.

And I've gone to therapy for my grandma issues.

I know you're not in therapy, that's why we're here together, all right?

And with that in mind,

I gotta tell you, I'm so impressed with the lineup I've seen and with the people coming and going.

Because being in Albuquerque right now, the only thing I see coming and going is the stuff out of my yard.

And a lot of that has to do with it getting warmer outside and there's a great migration happening from our war zone up to the Sandias.

A lot of you are mad because of unhomed.

But I'm not gonna talk about pussy no more.

Thank you.

I mean... So, I mean, I got booed by the men that aren't familiar with pussy, I guess.

Do they want me to take my shirt off or something?

I blew it.

I actually have been doing it for like eight years and improving.

I'm open to learning.

A recovering MILF mangling muncher is a term that I came up with.

Basically, I like old ladies.