Evan (Masked Speaker)

Yeah, yeah.

I wish I could say we're one of those cool ones, but.

it ends up being my boss talking non-stop for like seven eight hours oh my god yeah because you don't get enough of that during the week you need to make it a 24-hour experience yeah well this is what's even worse too is like not only are we like in these meetings all day long staring at these powerpoints but then because the retreat we're all like together and we all have to go to dinner

It's just like more of my boss with the dumb story.

Oh, my God.

My mind is dumb for three days.

Oh, no.

I'm just thinking of you having a fake laugh at all your boss's terrible dad jokes.

I can barely make it through one 15-minute meeting, let alone three whole days of it.

So that's how long these retreats used to last.

What?

Yes.

But one trip that we went on a few years back, after night one...

Me and four other employees were back in the hotel in my room and we're just saying we cannot survive another two days of this.

We have to do something.

We got to get out.

We're going to lose our minds.

You know, we're really trying to come up with excuse like, oh, like, what if one of us

gets sick, or like a family emergency, but we can't all have family emergencies.

That looks a little suspicious.