Evan (Masked Speaker)

Did you all hit a bad shrimp cocktail at the same time, maybe, with that word?

Yeah, it's pretty good.

Well, what ended up happening was there were all these free lemonade pitchers out there during a meeting all day long.

So the next morning, I found the guy down in the kitchen, who was the one making all the lemonades in the morning, and said I would pay him 100 bucks.

to add some um some fun ingredients what vodka i feel like it's stronger than vodka i promise no one was harmed okay so the morning starts at 9 00 a.m and by 10 30 it was just completely off the rails oh my god so people aren't sober uh they are not in their correct state of

mind, but some people were just in a great mood all of a sudden and they were bursting out into laughter.

And my boss, best of all, he like started getting like sweaty and he just like, first he took his neck tie off and then

He was just feeling so strange that he started using his necktie like a cowboy lasso and trying to lasso other employees who just weren't sitting still.

So we're really losing.

So wait, no one is sober enough to understand that something's happened to the lemonade company?

You know, I think the meetings are so boring that everyone was just happy to be, like, enjoying the morning for a while.

This is the best presentation I think we've ever had, guys.

I think I figured it out.

What?

I think you put a little Splenda in there.

Oh, is that what it was?

Zero calories.

Makes you feel good.

Tastes great.

A little mind-bending fun ingredient.