Fearne Cotton

It just blew my mind.

Are you instantly taking me more seriously?

Now, she asked me the day before the event, which suggests somebody had pulled out.

I had to say the word cock on stage at the Apple.

We don't know what to wear.

Can the UK just commit to spring?

We don't all like the same things.

And if we did, the world would be bloody boring.

I'm going to fire off this shitty text message and that person's going to get it.

And it's like, do you want to commit that to paper?

Oh, this one really gets my goat.

Hello and welcome to Happy Place with me Fern Cotton.

I'm going to kick off with, I've got quite a lot of things that have brought me a lot of joy this week.

One of them is, I'm so excited about this, guys I now wear glasses.

How

Do I look more intelligent?

Are you instantly taking me more seriously?

I really hope so because I feel super intelligent in them.

And more importantly, I can see, which is so great.

I was watching TV at the weekend and I was like, oh my God, it's like HD quality, which I think is how it was meant to look in the first place.