Felipe Esparza
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919 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Feb 2025
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Yeah, insulin for diabetes.
Are you vegan now? Yeah. People don't believe me because I'm so big. They say, what do you eat, crops? What do you eat, deep-fried lettuce?
Oh, yeah. Nutter butters and orioles are vegan, so you must eat that all day.
Yeah, they're peanut butter.
You said good nutter fucking butters. I just imagine you with a big cup of milk and stuffing them all in there and eating it with a spoon.
Only not milk. Half and half. It's disgusting. You know how you get all the cereals? You crush it up and you eat it like a cereal pudding?
Felipe has video cameras. He has video cameras. That will get like... he would get like those sweet potatoes or the i guess they're called sweet potatoes right yeah he'll just put a piece of aluminum foil and cut up chunks of brown sugar and put it in the oven and take it out and eat it. He'll add extra syrup and then he'll eat it like that. Never like that.
Man, can't need yams. Had that for the first time at my friend's house. And they're Mexican, but they were all born in America. So they got more of the good food, more of the American Thanksgiving. He made candied ham and he made candied yams. And man, that ham, I know we just talked about the slaughter, but that ham, I don't know how they did it, but every piece tastes like candy.
I know. You're not going to find a street vendor selling that. Yes. Now there's an idea as time has come.
You know, it's funny you say Monterey. I saw a street vendor in Mexico in Monterey, and he was selling baked potatoes like that. Yeah.
And he would put that tres leches, that condensed sweet milk over them. Yes. And sprinkle marshmallows and just mix it all up. Oh, that's delicious.
Yes, the condensed milk, the Tres Leches, the sweet condensed milk, they put that on everything. But I didn't really start liking it more, so I went to Hawaii and they put it in a snow coat.
It was like pineapple syrup and then coconut syrup, and then they put the white cream over it. Oh, my God, that's so good.
It's fucking delicious.
We make tamales. My wife was raised vegan by her family. I think they were... That's very forward. I don't know the name of religion. Third Day Adventist, I think.
Yeah, Third Day Adventist. They grew up on all that horrible vegan food from the 80s. It's horrible, man. They used to buy... She told me this. I think it's called Lorna. Oh, yeah, Lorna. Oh, my God. They sell vegan Franks in a can. Oh.
In a can. So you open it up and there's like four or three vegan franks in there. And then there's another package that has four vegan chicken nuggets. And then you can just break it apart with your hands and you can make, I guess you could put mayonnaise and make tuna or tuna salad or chicken salad or cut it up. Yeah. It doesn't sound bad. You're going to add a bunch of seasoning to it, though.
You know, we found out that the chickpea can, the juice that's inside the chickpea, if you whip it hard enough, it'll turn into a meringue. And you can use that as a fake meringue in a meringue pie.
Oh.
Yes, bro. Yes. It's like one. It comes out and looks like a real fat mozzarella stick, but it has corn, like a tamale, and a sliver of meat inside of it.
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