Felipe Esparza
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919 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Feb 2025
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One time I was really high and I was eating those tacos, the ones you're talking about. The cheaper ones with a little cheap gallon of guacamole and I opened one up. Don't do that. Danger zone. I opened one up to see what the meat looked like and it was just a black round meat patty.
They rolled it in a taco. And I was like, oh, I felt like that kid from Christmas Story when he found out that the colder ring was just a commercial.
Black patty, like bologna patty, black. And that was the piece. And it's just a taco, I guess. You're not supposed to open them, I guess. But I don't know who to be, like shredded meat or something. But no, it was just a black patty.
Yes, I'm in the middle of the tour right now. I just got back last week from Dublin and England and Amsterdam. I had a show in Dublin and it was canceled. I was in Dublin already, so I stood there for three days. I went to England and I did my big show. Then the next day I did a regular show with British comics.
Oh, man. I learned a lot. I learned a lot of history about Dublin. I found out that they had the revolution in 1916. against the British, and then they had their own civil war against each other in 1921 to 1922. And I went to the prison where they actually killed most of the prisoners of war. It's called Kellingham Prison. Kilimanjaro. Kilimanjaro, yeah. Kilimanjaro prison.
And I went on a boat ride. I went to the Guinness. Guinness factory. Oh, nice. That's what I was going to ask you. Yeah. And I went there with my wife, her brother, his three daughters, my friend, and my stepson. And they made me a big non-alcoholic Guinness. And the foam had my face on it.
Yeah, they take a picture of you when you order it. And then they... When you go there, you can watch your beard being formed to your face. It's incredible.
Yeah.
Yeah. I did a bigger show in England, the Lester theater.
It was like 200 people. And then the next day, I did a small show at a regular comedy club.
Actually, my first time doing a leg in Europe, I've been there before, but just to do a one-nighter in Rotterdam, Netherlands.
Yeah, but the crowd at my show were all mostly like... European Latinos?
Or expats that left Mexico or they left Venezuela to live in England?
But there were a lot of people from Los Angeles or people who moved from Los Angeles to live in England. They all came to my show. The next show was all British people. All British people. I had to change words around for that show.
In America, we have child support. I would talk about child support. In England, it's called child maintenance.
Yeah, man. Some of them were from actually East Los Angeles. I met a Colombian guy in Dublin, actually. No, Dublin? No, I met a Colombian guy at my show. He was there by himself, and he had a lot of weed. He was smoking right outside the theater. He didn't care. I talked to him. How did you make it out here? He goes, my wife, she's in the British Navy, and I get to be over here on her dime.
He has full benefits. He's probably going to be a British citizen already. And his wife, she's a Navy officer somewhere, and he's enjoying stand-up comedy.
You know, when you said people in Dublin were nice, they are very nice. When we were on the train and there was a There was a sign on the train, and it said, I'll report anybody that's being rude and not friendly.
So if somebody's going to say hello, you got to report them. You know what? If anybody's listening, if you go to Dublin, Ireland, you're not allowed inside pubs wearing tracksuits.
I was wearing a full Adidas tracksuit with Adidas shoes, and I tried to get in. They stopped me at the door, mate. They said, no tracksuits. And I said, wait a minute. Okay, I can see it. A lot of soccer games, people wear tracksuits with colors of their teams, you know, or they might be a truck dealer. Or anybody who looks, you watch a European movie, all the drug dealers wear track suits.
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