Fi (Fiona)

He did not get everything.

So it got worse again and it was so painful.

And then the other side was like really, really painful.

this is like my worst so then i had to go back to the gyno like not three days late no not to the er i almost went back to the er and then i was like f it i'm going to go so finally got an appointment went back to the gyno saw my original gyno told her i was in the er she went in numbed it again she did not numb it nearly as much as the er did and i felt everything and it was awful

god and meanwhile my little cute guy i know is like this little cute family friendly like it's dead quiet like the little lobby there's like little kids playing and stuff and i'm in there like screaming the f word because this woman is slicing open my already sliced coochie oh no yeah my mom thank god my mom was there but like i was also like i was in so much pain i was like laughing like i was like screaming and laughing because that's so you coded you always do that in the cold plunge yeah yeah i laugh yeah when i'm like in pain and uncomfortable i laugh

so yeah but she did that cleared everything up everything yeah now we're good to go what does like are you good down there i'm fine yeah thank god thank god did they say like don't have sex for like a month or something they didn't say anything like that but they were just kind of like give it some time yeah which luckily like like don't go in any hot tubs or yeah no no no i'm like well i'm supposed to still do like hot baths

but i'm not supposed to like yeah like i haven't gone to the pool or like anything like that oh my god not to get like so graphic but like so if these things keep coming back they have all these other procedures they can do they can put a catheter in it what they put a little balloon where the cyst was and then a catheter out of it so it can continue draining and apparently it's really painful and i was like i do not want a catheter down there so luckily they were like you don't need to do that this

time like maybe if it returns or some people get them entirely removed which like if i if they keep the glands yeah you can get them removed but i know i immediately was like does that like how does that work like are you never gonna be wet ever again she was like there's other things like the actual like inside of you has has glands and you don't ever want to use lube again obviously well i will be using a water-based lube now i feel like

you shouldn't use i mean i probably won't but like i well now i'm like all effed up though because i'm like scared to like i'm scared to have sex ever again i will say but it's okay i'm sure i feel like you don't do well with any products like sunscreen i'm so sensitive to stuff i it really could have been such a combination of things but i do not wish that upon anyone and i'm telling you again i know childbirth is probably like it's awful but like after that i'm like bring it on yeah bring it on because that was

i was like i will never take going on a walk with my dog for granted ever again i'm curious how many girls will respond and say they've had it yeah i think they're more this is the thing i actually think they're more common than like two percent but i think people are embarrassed about them i think about it or like i've seen girls be like oh yeah i get them all the time i just like let it pop itself and i'm like the fuck but also like they can come and not get infected yeah for whatever reason mine got infected so probably the product's

i don't know but i i do not wish that upon anyone it was really awful yeah well but i'm good now she's she's situated she is situated and sewn together no i asked the doctor i was like are you gonna like sew things up and he was like he was like that area he literally was like it's a mucous membranes like or he was like mucousy areas heal very quickly which makes sense like i mean when you push a baby out it's like you're

Yeah, it's really miraculous what she can do.

Okay, well, thanks for sharing.

Don't use coconut-based lube.

Yeah, my birthday.

You're like... Also, I tried to do...

akatar i cannot believe you didn't make it through i got through the first one i was talking with a friend about this another girl that read the first one she was like it was good but like it wasn't like i'm sorry anyone that thinks that's spicy you didn't wait you didn't wait you didn't wait other books are spicy yes i just feel like it was so hyped up about like how like sexy it was and i was like by the end it's nasty

I'm very confused by them all.

Okay.

There's like all, there's like, okay, there's Akatar.