Fiona Cauley
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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
I guess that's exactly what it is.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
So there's like a group text for the show I'm headed to.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
And so I'm like, I'm scared.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
The venue, my Uber driver has a gun.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
I'm like live texting all the guys.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
They're like, sorry, not there.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
I don't think anyone believed me.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
And then there was one girl in the group text that I didn't know at that time.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
And she was like, oh, my God, I'm hurrying to the venue.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
I'll try to meet you there.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
And I was like, please, please, please.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
We're three minutes away, two minutes, you know.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
I get there and no one's there.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
And, again, my wheelchair is in the back seat and I'm wearing shoes like these with heels.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#634 - Fiona Cauley
I didn't mean to make that sound.