Fiona Cauley
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And then I walked weird, kind of like I'm drunk.
I spoke still to speak that way because your tongue's a muscle.
And then I went into a cane phase when I was 21 because they wouldn't serve me at bars.
And I was like, I've got to find a way to show them.
It's like, I'm not drunk.
I was drunk, but I was, you know.
Honestly, I would go to bars, not bring the cane.
And if a guy hit on me, I was like, that's a bad person.
Because I look like the drunkest person in this place, right?
I did have like 14 to match every outfit.
Oh, that's kind of hot.
I have one that was like a sword cane.
You unscrew the top and a sword came out.
Yeah, I took it on every date just in case.
You know, I don't fuck with pepper spray, just sore gains.
Once upon a time in Texas, yeah.
The one that just came on Netflix.
Yeah, I mean, I'm grateful it put me on the poster, you know what I mean?