Fran Lebowitz

Well, I don't advocate that you get married at 21 because, you know, I mean, especially now.

Now 21 is much younger than it used to be.

Well, I mean, one thing, here's like a rule I have if you were a friend of mine.

You know, you get one wedding present from me.

If you get married 16 more times,

You're not getting more.

You only would get two prisons if your spouse dies.

Okay.

But like, I know like off the top of my head, like three people, of course, all men, because women can't do this usually unless they're Elizabeth Taylor, three men who've been married five times.

Okay.

If you've been married five times, at what point do you think, you know what?

You're not good at this.

Okay.

Like the one guy who's now in his fifth marriage was telling me why all the other wives, what was wrong with him?

And truthfully, the ones that I only knew four of them, he was right.

But I finally said to him, yeah, that's true, but I knew that.

Okay, you weren't paying attention.

Yes, you're right about this woman.

I said, but did it ever occur to you, you are bad at this.

Stop getting married.