Francis Ellis
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181 appearances
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1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Francis Ellis’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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My take on this would be if you know the group of people that you're with so intimately that they know you, they know this is what you're going to do. I picked up the check. They better have fucking known me. It's fine. If I were with a group of people that I didn't know that well, I'm not going into the dip with a fork.
it's not just it's more of a spread okay sure it's not a dip but it's again spread dip whatever it is both of those words imply that it's going on something there's another verb that isn't a fork yeah are you are you a lasso the appetizer guy like if there's still um i don't know a fucking clams casino sitting there you're gonna are you will you will you pull the trigger
I'm down to 210 now. Who goes down? It's been a journey.
I've lost .2 pounds a year. That's crazy, dude. That's, I mean. For 13 years. Are you at your ideal weight? I'm fine. I don't care.
I'm sorry. So you have you have a big. OK, I like it when you guys do that stuff. I always forget how folksy this podcast is. I mean, that's even a good word for it. We come in and you guys are doing this like bing, bang, boom, pinball intro, and I always love that.
You know what I mean? Okay, so that's exactly what I was going to say. There's an entitlement for sure. I size up the people around me. There's some dainty females. They're not eating.
If that thing has been sitting there and we've gone around the table, everybody's had one. They're telling stories, whatever. And there's one or even two left. And nobody's picked up another one and it's starting to get cold. I'm thinking you guys have silently agreed that it's fine for someone else to take another one. And if I go for it and someone says...
hey, we should probably divide that or something. Who would say that? Like someone you're dating would scold you for that.
Yeah. Someone who knows you intimately might say, like... Someone who knows you may not need it.
But wait, why does your shame compel you to do it? Not to do it.
I don't know what that is. I thought that was a motorcycle.
Oh, of course.
And did anyone react? I just picked up the check. Did anyone react? It got quiet. You both have now qualified yourselves by saying, I picked up the check. Yeah.
That's combative, though. We have a lot of shame. I find that combative from both of you. What? Why? We got to have you back once a month. It's as if someone were to say, it makes me think that you're ready with that. Meaning, if someone were to smack your hand as you're going for the last piece of loomie, you'd been like, oh yeah, I'm fucking paying for it. I wouldn't say that.
No, I would never do that. I would think it real hard. Yes. I think you're both approaching how you want to eat and dine in your own way defensively.
And I want you to enjoy yourselves. I don't think you should be having that.
Does that make sense? I couldn't agree more. And I like to set that tone. I absolutely agree with that. But what I've learned, because I have been out with a group of, you know, my significant other and her friends, just girls. Really? And they, girls are, when it comes to dining, they are scoring chicks. No, you know, whatever. They're communists.
It's all, we're sharing everything, no matter what. I love that. I used to think, well, they don't know. They're going to completely underestimate the needed amount of Because they'll always be like, would anyone like to steer the ship? Why don't you just order for all of us? And it's like, you better fucking count three of me. Wait, you're letting one of them do that?
Look, this happened once and never again. He's not over it. Are you crazy? But here's the flip. Ready? So they'll order what they think is enough. You let some girl from Murray Hill order for you? What, out of your mind? Certainly not Murray Hill. I would never. I would never date a girl from Murray Hill. That's classy to me. I'm like, damn, you know a girl who's got a place in Murray Hill? Yeah.
Oh, we're going back to your two-bedroom that's been converted into a four? We're going to have sex behind your built-in wall?
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