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Francis Ellis

๐Ÿ‘ค Person
543 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

You may not believe that, but I have a pretty small apartment. I downsized when I got divorced. So if I have clutter, it just makes everything smaller and I get claustrophobic.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Did you take anything out of the old apartment that you wanted? You know, we were pretty generous with each other about that. So, you know, there were a few things I took. Did you get a new couch or a new bed? I took an old couch that we had in storage that we weren't using. Damn, it's got couches in storage. And that couch has some stains on it. That bothers him on a molecular level.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Did you take anything out of the old apartment that you wanted? You know, we were pretty generous with each other about that. So, you know, there were a few things I took. Did you get a new couch or a new bed? I took an old couch that we had in storage that we weren't using. Damn, it's got couches in storage. And that couch has some stains on it. That bothers him on a molecular level.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Did you take anything out of the old apartment that you wanted? You know, we were pretty generous with each other about that. So, you know, there were a few things I took. Did you get a new couch or a new bed? I took an old couch that we had in storage that we weren't using. Damn, it's got couches in storage. And that couch has some stains on it. That bothers him on a molecular level.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Yes, it does. And to the degree that it has a performance fabric, which would be very easy to clean. What does that mean? It's just one of those fabrics that, like, you don't. It's got high weight. It's meant to be cleaned easily.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Yes, it does. And to the degree that it has a performance fabric, which would be very easy to clean. What does that mean? It's just one of those fabrics that, like, you don't. It's got high weight. It's meant to be cleaned easily.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Yes, it does. And to the degree that it has a performance fabric, which would be very easy to clean. What does that mean? It's just one of those fabrics that, like, you don't. It's got high weight. It's meant to be cleaned easily.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Lazy boy. Shirts like that. Yeah. Is that what you mean? Yeah, I guess stain resistant. Imagine a couch made of those Dockers pants that used to pour. They'd show you pouring water all over them. You never owned those, did you? I might have.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Lazy boy. Shirts like that. Yeah. Is that what you mean? Yeah, I guess stain resistant. Imagine a couch made of those Dockers pants that used to pour. They'd show you pouring water all over them. You never owned those, did you? I might have.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Lazy boy. Shirts like that. Yeah. Is that what you mean? Yeah, I guess stain resistant. Imagine a couch made of those Dockers pants that used to pour. They'd show you pouring water all over them. You never owned those, did you? I might have.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Yeah, yeah. Like back in the day. I had some Dockers, yeah. But I was going to say that this couch, ultimately, I need to take it and have all the slip covers dry cleaned. That's the way to do a total reset of your couch. But they take a long time. So you take the cover. You unzip all the pillows. Take the cushions out. Take those and get dry cleaned. Get them all dry cleaned.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Yeah, yeah. Like back in the day. I had some Dockers, yeah. But I was going to say that this couch, ultimately, I need to take it and have all the slip covers dry cleaned. That's the way to do a total reset of your couch. But they take a long time. So you take the cover. You unzip all the pillows. Take the cushions out. Take those and get dry cleaned. Get them all dry cleaned.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Yeah, yeah. Like back in the day. I had some Dockers, yeah. But I was going to say that this couch, ultimately, I need to take it and have all the slip covers dry cleaned. That's the way to do a total reset of your couch. But they take a long time. So you take the cover. You unzip all the pillows. Take the cushions out. Take those and get dry cleaned. Get them all dry cleaned.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

A dry cleaner, for whatever reason, they send that to some different part of the world. Sure. The couch covers, that's going far away.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

A dry cleaner, for whatever reason, they send that to some different part of the world. Sure. The couch covers, that's going far away.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

A dry cleaner, for whatever reason, they send that to some different part of the world. Sure. The couch covers, that's going far away.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

You need to have a couple weeks of your life where you don't need a dressed couch. You can still lie on the couch cushions, but the feather stems are going to be poking through. I hate that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

You need to have a couple weeks of your life where you don't need a dressed couch. You can still lie on the couch cushions, but the feather stems are going to be poking through. I hate that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

You need to have a couple weeks of your life where you don't need a dressed couch. You can still lie on the couch cushions, but the feather stems are going to be poking through. I hate that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

I'll do it. I do it all the time. But I'm not happy about it.