Francis Ellis
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181 appearances
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1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Francis Ellis’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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What'd she do for a living? Are they hiring?
Yeah.
Okay. What I've learned is that if I worry that they're not ordering enough food, the flip is that women tend to be peckish around each other. And they don't eat that much, and I can come in and scoop up.
Yes, you can take advantage of their body dysmorphia, their eating disorders to actually satiate yourself.
Exactly. In addition to whatever I got. There really is. I hate to say it, and I'm not trying to be some fucking old-fashioned douche. These broads got small brains now, get it? The lion's share thing, you know? There is something of that.
And there's another part of this that is a phenomenon that I have grown quite fond of, which is that if you get into a car for a long drive or even a short drive with a group of your buddies, and let's call it an SUV, and there's like five of you. Sport utility. When my friends, if I'm with a group of sort of smaller guys, and they say, Fran, why don't you sit up front? You're tall.
And I'm like, no, no, that's okay. And they're like, no, no, no, you go. And they give me shotgun without even having to call it. I appreciate that. Sure. Sure. That's really nice. And it also, I don't know. If they didn't, would you just take it? Well, they've done it so often that now I almost would be shocked. If they were like, no, I got it.
If some 5'8 guy just hopped up front and I had to clamber into the back seat and hold my knees under my jugular, I'm going to be like, who's this fucking twerp? Sure.
Well, I got bullied. I don't like bullying. I hate bullying. Bad bullying. Who bullied you? In high school? Yeah, middle school. Middle school and lower school. Big time. People made fun of me for having red hair. That's a tough one. Yeah, it was always that. But it's funny, too. Like in all the Adam Sandler movies, a lot of Disney movies, the redhead is always the bully. Sure.
All the O'Doyles were redheads.
But he was kind of... He became the bad guy because... Because Mr. Incredible was a dick toy. Was overlooking him. Oh, yeah, that's true. The bully become the bully.
Sure. I don't know anything. Look, I'm at a point in my life, again, now, where I don't need, I don't want to do bullshit. I don't want to say stuff like that. I'm at a point in my life. Well, I've been married and divorced, and now I guess I'm single again. Look at the mingle. It's a totally different landscape. I'm not looking to bullshit my way into bed with a 25-year-old. Of course, of course.
I'm not going to want to go on a second date with someone if our conversation isn't interesting.
I mean, in my ideal world, we just go for a walk. A walk? Yeah, go walk around the reservoir. A reservoir? You know, go walk along the river. It's free. Got a can of the goose. It's free. No app something? I wouldn't be calling you back if you take me on a walk. If that walk is- What am I, a German shepherd? Builds up an appetizer. Maybe we wander and go, oh, let's go get some soup.
It's for me to the bone. Yeah. Let's get some soup.
Sarah best have a six egg omelet, whatever. It happens. They put six eggs in each omelet. Really? Yeah. I like that. That's a lot of eggs. That's pretty good.
Well, that's where James Corden famously barked at the waiter for not bringing his wife's food out correctly.
That might actually be the story.
To me, having an all-yolk omelet is like asking for a steak and having them cut all the lean out of it and leave just the gristle. We should start doing that. Just gristle? Yeah. Because hereditarily, I have high cholesterol, so I actually try to avoid egg yolks if I can. Now I'm on a resuvastatin. Resuvastatin. So am I. You're on a statin?
Metropofol is where Superman lives.
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