Franklin

It's kind of personal.

What is it?

Yeah, just tell us.

That's not something that I'd be comfortable sharing.

What if we use your phone, you only tell us, and we just react to what you're saying?

You can swear us to secrecy.

You know, it's fine if you don't tell us, but can I ask, does your girlfriend know this personal thing, or is this also a secret from her?

Okay.

Okay, so... I mean, if she knew, then maybe she would have never planned this to begin with, whatever it is that you're dealing with.

I'm pretty sure that would be the case.

And, um...

I just want some advice on how to get out of this without letting her know that I know.

Are you sure you can't have a medical emergency right now?

Yeah.

That would be a good time to eat somewhere sketchy, get some food poisoning.

Yeah, there you go.

Find all the one-star food trucks in town.

We have gift cards to restaurants that are very, very lowly rated.

We could send you.

The problem is we live together, so I might have to commit to a performance for a couple of days at least.