G Lane

Well, that's the thing.

A couple of jersey swaps.

It's a shame they wouldn't get a pool with a big name like an Argentina or Brazil or Germany or something because that would have been pretty cool for them.

I believe Iraq's not 100% confirmed.

No.

I think there's still a decision to be made whether they'll replace Iran.

Yeah, it is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month in April.

My favourite month.

Yeah.

Because testicular cancer is the number one cancer amongst young dudes.

You don't know that?

I mean, most cancers are, you know, once you hit 40 or 45, 50, you've got to start getting your prostate and all that kind of stuff.

Is that just from rooting?

No, it's just more predominantly in younger males, can be in younger males more.

So that's why you've got to play with your nuts.

And I don't understand why people don't play with their nuts.

Yeah.

Because all you've got to do is check out your plums.

Yeah, and like I say, you can use it for surreptitious reasons.

You can say to your partner that you may have found a lump on your nuts and get her to fossick around there for it.