Gabby Bryan

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214 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard Apr 2025

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Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield · Smut, Sexting and Spies With Gabby Bryan · 30 Apr 2025 podcast
Just because like my TikTok is so girl focused. And then my Instagram is a little more boy focused. And he feels like a, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Patriot. Yeah. And then he falls in love with the little Chinese girl. Yeah. And he's just trying to do his duty. Yeah.
Oh, wait. I just came up with one the other day. Fuck, what was it? My biggest man ick... Well, short is my biggest ick and I've speak to that and men get really upset at me, but it's like, mind your business. Yeah. It's not, you have, um, there is a sea of short girls in this world that you get to choose from. I'm a tall person and I get to discriminate.
I think it's, like, don't be a bitch. Yay. Like... Like, I've said it a million times because I mean it and I'm manifesting it. Grab me by the back of my neck. Yeah. And throw me in an Uber Black. Yeah. Okay. And take me wherever you want. Yeah. Like, I hate when a guy's like, do you want to get drinks?
No, I'm busy. No, say you have to quit your job. I don't think women should work.
Be like, you're quitting your job. Yeah, yeah, that would be super hot. I don't think I have any other ex. I had a good one, but I'm forgetting what it was. Me too.
What happened? And if a woman is carrying a backpack, that's... I mean, it's so much worse.
I just had my little fake coach bag. I had my fake Louis Vuitton. I would take the New Jersey Transit in with $100 cash, and I'd buy a fake Louis Vuitton. What are those things called? Carry-all.
And then I put my binders in it like a fucking adult.
Also, of course, and you know he's never washed that.
like hook up with these dudes and allow them to like we all need to like start a union it's really upsetting i once dated a guy who i did obviously end up dating for a year who had a sleeping bag on his bed and i went no so is that a sleeping bag and he said yep and i went all right just on the bed on the bed wow no fitted sheet and this was like a fashionable man hmm
What does that mean? I've acted and I'll act again if anyone's watching, but I act sometimes every now and then. But it's so, I like cringe saying I'm an actress. Yeah.
Yeah, and I would say a model first and foremost. No, there's something, what happens when you become a comedian is you can't take anything serious ever again. Like, I could never be on, like, a jury, you know? Really? Because I'd be doing bits. Yeah. And I'd be like, murder, murder this pussy. I can't see live music anymore.
Why not? It's because when someone's singing and they close their eyes, it makes me sick. Oh my God. I can't do anything serious anymore. So the idea of calling myself an actress, I have to be like,
I'm such a comedian first and everything else second that it's just really taken, you know, it's taken the chutzpah out of everything. Yeah.
No, I, I'm going to say something and you're not going to like it. I'm going to love it. If I sat on the side of a stool, I'll come. Oh my God.
Like, sometimes I'm on the subway, and I'm, like, close. Shut up! Yes. I don't know what it is about my, like, my pussy cartography, but, like, cartography is the art of making a map, by the way.
Okay. I never said that before, but, wow.
That's the name of your first book. My pussy cartography. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's, yeah, there's something the way things are aligned that it's just easy for me. That being said, I started using a vibrator really late in the game and it has taken, now I understand what women are talking about where like you are like, you know. It takes over your life. Like sanding down your clit. Oh, really?
Yeah. I used to be able to come on the subway, and the more I use my vibrator, the less I can. Really?
So just something to be aware of.
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