Gabby Windey

Come to find out it's not tuna, but a 13-year-old chihuahua of sorts. Googly-eyed, glaucoma-ed. Almost falling out of its head. Oh, are you here to meet tuna? Oh, are you here to get tuna? Oh, a tuna can's calling? In comes a guy with a limp, just pulled a hamstring. His biceps are popping out of his muscle teeth. I'm concerned for his veins because they look dilated.

Come to find out it's not tuna, but a 13-year-old chihuahua of sorts. Googly-eyed, glaucoma-ed. Almost falling out of its head. Oh, are you here to meet tuna? Oh, are you here to get tuna? Oh, a tuna can's calling? In comes a guy with a limp, just pulled a hamstring. His biceps are popping out of his muscle teeth. I'm concerned for his veins because they look dilated.

Like they cannot control all of the testosterone flowing through and the 85 grams of protein he just had for a mid-evening snack. Bends over to grab tuna. His leg doesn't move. Anyways, now that I've set the scene. Nardo. He likes to eat. Nardo. Hey. He likes to chew holes in this rug. And don't they all like to chew holes in your rug? Anyways. I show up.

Like they cannot control all of the testosterone flowing through and the 85 grams of protein he just had for a mid-evening snack. Bends over to grab tuna. His leg doesn't move. Anyways, now that I've set the scene. Nardo. He likes to eat. Nardo. Hey. He likes to chew holes in this rug. And don't they all like to chew holes in your rug? Anyways. I show up.

Like they cannot control all of the testosterone flowing through and the 85 grams of protein he just had for a mid-evening snack. Bends over to grab tuna. His leg doesn't move. Anyways, now that I've set the scene. Nardo. He likes to eat. Nardo. Hey. He likes to chew holes in this rug. And don't they all like to chew holes in your rug? Anyways. I show up.

We finally, she gives me a script to study and prepare via email. I'm communicating with an assistant. I have this problem recently where I'm reading things too fast. I'm not really getting into the meat. I print out the whole script. I study it, take it to the spa, mark it up, really try and get into character. I know what I'm doing here. I'm not going to need any more lessons. I led with...

We finally, she gives me a script to study and prepare via email. I'm communicating with an assistant. I have this problem recently where I'm reading things too fast. I'm not really getting into the meat. I print out the whole script. I study it, take it to the spa, mark it up, really try and get into character. I know what I'm doing here. I'm not going to need any more lessons. I led with...

We finally, she gives me a script to study and prepare via email. I'm communicating with an assistant. I have this problem recently where I'm reading things too fast. I'm not really getting into the meat. I print out the whole script. I study it, take it to the spa, mark it up, really try and get into character. I know what I'm doing here. I'm not going to need any more lessons. I led with...

I just have to tell you, I'm a Capricorn. I come overly prepared. I really do my homework. I pull out the script, all highlighted. Did you prepare scene two? What? You mean the beginning? Oh, it was instructed to you to prepare scene two, sure. Sure, I know how to play this game. I'm walking into a room where there's a power dynamic. You are the teacher. I am the student.

I just have to tell you, I'm a Capricorn. I come overly prepared. I really do my homework. I pull out the script, all highlighted. Did you prepare scene two? What? You mean the beginning? Oh, it was instructed to you to prepare scene two, sure. Sure, I know how to play this game. I'm walking into a room where there's a power dynamic. You are the teacher. I am the student.

I just have to tell you, I'm a Capricorn. I come overly prepared. I really do my homework. I pull out the script, all highlighted. Did you prepare scene two? What? You mean the beginning? Oh, it was instructed to you to prepare scene two, sure. Sure, I know how to play this game. I'm walking into a room where there's a power dynamic. You are the teacher. I am the student.

Sure, I'll swallow my pride. I know you're fucking wrong. I know there was no way there was any differentiation, any instructions on the hyperlinked line Jenny script. I'm a Capricorn. I come overprepared, I say. Turns out I prepared the wrong thing. She was right the whole time. I went back and looked. There's no way she just said seen to. And in fact, she did.

Sure, I'll swallow my pride. I know you're fucking wrong. I know there was no way there was any differentiation, any instructions on the hyperlinked line Jenny script. I'm a Capricorn. I come overprepared, I say. Turns out I prepared the wrong thing. She was right the whole time. I went back and looked. There's no way she just said seen to. And in fact, she did.

Sure, I'll swallow my pride. I know you're fucking wrong. I know there was no way there was any differentiation, any instructions on the hyperlinked line Jenny script. I'm a Capricorn. I come overprepared, I say. Turns out I prepared the wrong thing. She was right the whole time. I went back and looked. There's no way she just said seen to. And in fact, she did.

She knows exactly what she's talking about. So I'm coming in with an L. I'm coming in with an L right on my forehead after I told her I'm the type of person to overprepare. Ding. She's got a ding. Me. A demerit system. That's what we lived by. My mom would be like, that's a ding. Two dings and I'm getting the belt, the braided kind. I wish I was kidding.

She knows exactly what she's talking about. So I'm coming in with an L. I'm coming in with an L right on my forehead after I told her I'm the type of person to overprepare. Ding. She's got a ding. Me. A demerit system. That's what we lived by. My mom would be like, that's a ding. Two dings and I'm getting the belt, the braided kind. I wish I was kidding.

She knows exactly what she's talking about. So I'm coming in with an L. I'm coming in with an L right on my forehead after I told her I'm the type of person to overprepare. Ding. She's got a ding. Me. A demerit system. That's what we lived by. My mom would be like, that's a ding. Two dings and I'm getting the belt, the braided kind. I wish I was kidding.

Anyways, so we get into it and you're a natural of sorts, she says. She's going to be a star. It went straight to my head. I could barely take it. And she thinks I'm cute. My head cannot fit in the room. You're a natural in some ways. and quite an unnatural in others drops the bomb. I don't know who I am anymore. What do you mean unnatural? I can learn anything. I can put my mind to anything.

Anyways, so we get into it and you're a natural of sorts, she says. She's going to be a star. It went straight to my head. I could barely take it. And she thinks I'm cute. My head cannot fit in the room. You're a natural in some ways. and quite an unnatural in others drops the bomb. I don't know who I am anymore. What do you mean unnatural? I can learn anything. I can put my mind to anything.

Anyways, so we get into it and you're a natural of sorts, she says. She's going to be a star. It went straight to my head. I could barely take it. And she thinks I'm cute. My head cannot fit in the room. You're a natural in some ways. and quite an unnatural in others drops the bomb. I don't know who I am anymore. What do you mean unnatural? I can learn anything. I can put my mind to anything.