Gabby Windey

My mouth is a little dry.

Welcome back, girls and gays and those alike and those not alike, for this is conversion therapy.

Come to our side.

Conversion in that this is not the time to be un-gay, but to be gay.

So take a seat and welcome to the channel of homo sapien.

Wait, homo, sexuality.

We're all homo sapiens.

Whether you like it or not, we're all a couple of homos.

So what do you mean homophobic?

What are you scared of?

Me as a person?

Just make it make sense already and let me take a sip of my coffee.

You probably know what we're talking about today.

Today, the topic on everyone's lips, on everyone's brains, the great divide of the Super Bowl halftime shows.

Nothing has ever been exemplified more than the difference between political values like a Super Bowl halftime show.

This country has a special way of politicizing every single thing.

Don't they?

I will not claim this country, but don't they?

Well, maybe just Erica Kirk, for she is the number one perp and public enemy number one.

The most famous woman in the world right now by writing on her late husband's cold, dead, lifeless, bloodless, veinless coattails and making money off his slang jugular.