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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

In order to show up to my first acting class and blow her out of the water after therapy, I was reading the script over a meal of sugarfish, over where I do the best thinking, over a salmon nigiri. $35 lunch special. So my favorite place to be, yes, I'll take an ice cream tea, and yes, I'm going to snort it. Yeah, I'm going to put it right up my butt.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So I'm going to be firing on all fours when it comes to Jenny. That's the character I was playing, which I thought was made for me, but apparently it wasn't. Yo. There's a couple right next to me. Fuck. Now I have no choice but to put the script away and eavesdrop and hang on to every word so I can report the news to you all in real time. Here's a couple sitting next to me at the bar.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So I'm going to be firing on all fours when it comes to Jenny. That's the character I was playing, which I thought was made for me, but apparently it wasn't. Yo. There's a couple right next to me. Fuck. Now I have no choice but to put the script away and eavesdrop and hang on to every word so I can report the news to you all in real time. Here's a couple sitting next to me at the bar.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So I'm going to be firing on all fours when it comes to Jenny. That's the character I was playing, which I thought was made for me, but apparently it wasn't. Yo. There's a couple right next to me. Fuck. Now I have no choice but to put the script away and eavesdrop and hang on to every word so I can report the news to you all in real time. Here's a couple sitting next to me at the bar.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Big, a big old uggo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry he earned it. Receding hairline and all. Pot belly. Chicklets for veneers. I need to memorize this man's face in case I need to recognize him in a lineup for all of his crimes that he will be committing undoubtedly. And I know this because I watched him for 35 straight minutes. Maybe he had some kind of an adrenal insufficiency. I don't know.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Big, a big old uggo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry he earned it. Receding hairline and all. Pot belly. Chicklets for veneers. I need to memorize this man's face in case I need to recognize him in a lineup for all of his crimes that he will be committing undoubtedly. And I know this because I watched him for 35 straight minutes. Maybe he had some kind of an adrenal insufficiency. I don't know.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Big, a big old uggo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry he earned it. Receding hairline and all. Pot belly. Chicklets for veneers. I need to memorize this man's face in case I need to recognize him in a lineup for all of his crimes that he will be committing undoubtedly. And I know this because I watched him for 35 straight minutes. Maybe he had some kind of an adrenal insufficiency. I don't know.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

It was giving like hypothyroidism in the face. Of course, it can be treated with a dose of Synthroid, but I'm sure he doesn't go to his PCB quite often enough. He's on the homeopathic regimen. He doesn't believe in Western medicine and he doesn't believe in Westernization of women. Let me get into it. His girlfriend, I'm assuming is his girlfriend. Also, they probably have not made it official.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

It was giving like hypothyroidism in the face. Of course, it can be treated with a dose of Synthroid, but I'm sure he doesn't go to his PCB quite often enough. He's on the homeopathic regimen. He doesn't believe in Western medicine and he doesn't believe in Westernization of women. Let me get into it. His girlfriend, I'm assuming is his girlfriend. Also, they probably have not made it official.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

It was giving like hypothyroidism in the face. Of course, it can be treated with a dose of Synthroid, but I'm sure he doesn't go to his PCB quite often enough. He's on the homeopathic regimen. He doesn't believe in Western medicine and he doesn't believe in Westernization of women. Let me get into it. His girlfriend, I'm assuming is his girlfriend. Also, they probably have not made it official.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope to God for her sake they haven't. She is gorgeous. She has her eyelashes done. She has a cute hat on. She has a bubbly personality and she's eating it up. She's under the man's thumb. She's gotta get out of there, but she's young. So there's still time. She's playing along with the terrible humor that is this man. And I will say most straight men.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope to God for her sake they haven't. She is gorgeous. She has her eyelashes done. She has a cute hat on. She has a bubbly personality and she's eating it up. She's under the man's thumb. She's gotta get out of there, but she's young. So there's still time. She's playing along with the terrible humor that is this man. And I will say most straight men.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope to God for her sake they haven't. She is gorgeous. She has her eyelashes done. She has a cute hat on. She has a bubbly personality and she's eating it up. She's under the man's thumb. She's gotta get out of there, but she's young. So there's still time. She's playing along with the terrible humor that is this man. And I will say most straight men.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I don't come into contact with straight men often. And this is what happens when I do. He thought he was being funny. He thought he was making a joke. Oh, the music was so good. They should win an Emmy just for the music. It's so good. It's giving me a boner. What? This is what they do. They think that there's no other metaphor. They think that there's no other joke.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I don't come into contact with straight men often. And this is what happens when I do. He thought he was being funny. He thought he was making a joke. Oh, the music was so good. They should win an Emmy just for the music. It's so good. It's giving me a boner. What? This is what they do. They think that there's no other metaphor. They think that there's no other joke.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I don't come into contact with straight men often. And this is what happens when I do. He thought he was being funny. He thought he was making a joke. Oh, the music was so good. They should win an Emmy just for the music. It's so good. It's giving me a boner. What? This is what they do. They think that there's no other metaphor. They think that there's no other joke.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They think that there's no other conversation starter than their micro dick, which is vasodilating, not growing. It's maybe growing by a couple centimeters because of the music he heard. What? What, this is all that you have to say? Actually, you're doing the music that you love and you think is award-winning? You're comparing it to your teeny tiny little dick?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They think that there's no other conversation starter than their micro dick, which is vasodilating, not growing. It's maybe growing by a couple centimeters because of the music he heard. What? What, this is all that you have to say? Actually, you're doing the music that you love and you think is award-winning? You're comparing it to your teeny tiny little dick?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They think that there's no other conversation starter than their micro dick, which is vasodilating, not growing. It's maybe growing by a couple centimeters because of the music he heard. What? What, this is all that you have to say? Actually, you're doing the music that you love and you think is award-winning? You're comparing it to your teeny tiny little dick?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I put some respect on this music's name. It's not funny. She lets out a giggle. I'm like, oh, I've been there. You don't have to laugh at these things anymore. You don't have to do it anymore. No, we're getting our power back. You don't deserve a boner. Boner. Boner.