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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Anyway, so that's what I think. Let me backtrack for a second. I did forget one other bit that has caused me to crawl, crawl out of my thick skin, which is a Reddit thread I saw labeled, I feel weird after having sex with someone I'm not attracted to. I feel weird. What the fuck do you think we feel? This is obviously coming from a man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Anyway, so that's what I think. Let me backtrack for a second. I did forget one other bit that has caused me to crawl, crawl out of my thick skin, which is a Reddit thread I saw labeled, I feel weird after having sex with someone I'm not attracted to. I feel weird. What the fuck do you think we feel? This is obviously coming from a man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Anyway, so that's what I think. Let me backtrack for a second. I did forget one other bit that has caused me to crawl, crawl out of my thick skin, which is a Reddit thread I saw labeled, I feel weird after having sex with someone I'm not attracted to. I feel weird. What the fuck do you think we feel? This is obviously coming from a man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

What do you think we feel when you come at me with your pencil dick into my belly button? Have you ever seen a vagina before? Yeah, we feel fucking weird. We don't run to the internet begging for sympathy, playing some kind of a victim. What do you mean you feel weird? We didn't want to have sex with you either. Maybe that's why you feel weird. I know what you're doing.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

What do you think we feel when you come at me with your pencil dick into my belly button? Have you ever seen a vagina before? Yeah, we feel fucking weird. We don't run to the internet begging for sympathy, playing some kind of a victim. What do you mean you feel weird? We didn't want to have sex with you either. Maybe that's why you feel weird. I know what you're doing.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

What do you think we feel when you come at me with your pencil dick into my belly button? Have you ever seen a vagina before? Yeah, we feel fucking weird. We don't run to the internet begging for sympathy, playing some kind of a victim. What do you mean you feel weird? We didn't want to have sex with you either. Maybe that's why you feel weird. I know what you're doing.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

You're flipping the narrative and you think going to the internet and letting it all out is going to abate you from your weirdness. No, you don't get to feel weird. Yeah, you feel weird when I'm running home to take an Ambien to give me some kind of amnesia where I totally forget. And I hope it's the Ambien that makes me walk off a ledge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

You're flipping the narrative and you think going to the internet and letting it all out is going to abate you from your weirdness. No, you don't get to feel weird. Yeah, you feel weird when I'm running home to take an Ambien to give me some kind of amnesia where I totally forget. And I hope it's the Ambien that makes me walk off a ledge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

You're flipping the narrative and you think going to the internet and letting it all out is going to abate you from your weirdness. No, you don't get to feel weird. Yeah, you feel weird when I'm running home to take an Ambien to give me some kind of amnesia where I totally forget. And I hope it's the Ambien that makes me walk off a ledge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope it's that kind because you made me feel more than weird. I wanna forget you ever existed. I wanna forget I ever existed. That's what I think. But I don't go running around telling people. It's just a fact of life. You just internalize it. Yeah, you make me feel weird, all right. You're not the only one who gets to feel weird.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope it's that kind because you made me feel more than weird. I wanna forget you ever existed. I wanna forget I ever existed. That's what I think. But I don't go running around telling people. It's just a fact of life. You just internalize it. Yeah, you make me feel weird, all right. You're not the only one who gets to feel weird.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope it's that kind because you made me feel more than weird. I wanna forget you ever existed. I wanna forget I ever existed. That's what I think. But I don't go running around telling people. It's just a fact of life. You just internalize it. Yeah, you make me feel weird, all right. You're not the only one who gets to feel weird.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And Ian, do you not have any self-control that if you weren't into the girl, you just can't, you just wouldn't want to fuck her? Yeah, maybe that's called guilt. Yeah, maybe that's called a conscience. Ever thought of that? You didn't need to bring her home and soak because you're too tired to actually pump a couple. You get to feel weird. No, I don't think so.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And Ian, do you not have any self-control that if you weren't into the girl, you just can't, you just wouldn't want to fuck her? Yeah, maybe that's called guilt. Yeah, maybe that's called a conscience. Ever thought of that? You didn't need to bring her home and soak because you're too tired to actually pump a couple. You get to feel weird. No, I don't think so.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And Ian, do you not have any self-control that if you weren't into the girl, you just can't, you just wouldn't want to fuck her? Yeah, maybe that's called guilt. Yeah, maybe that's called a conscience. Ever thought of that? You didn't need to bring her home and soak because you're too tired to actually pump a couple. You get to feel weird. No, I don't think so.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I'm feeling weirder than you and I beat you to it. So there's that. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, weirdo. That's what they say. Put it in your pipe and smoke it. You guys know we're watching Life Below Zero. And one of my favorite characters is called Sue. The whole internet hates her. I love her. They're trying to survive in, you know, obviously Life Below Zero. It's in the title.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I'm feeling weirder than you and I beat you to it. So there's that. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, weirdo. That's what they say. Put it in your pipe and smoke it. You guys know we're watching Life Below Zero. And one of my favorite characters is called Sue. The whole internet hates her. I love her. They're trying to survive in, you know, obviously Life Below Zero. It's in the title.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I'm feeling weirder than you and I beat you to it. So there's that. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, weirdo. That's what they say. Put it in your pipe and smoke it. You guys know we're watching Life Below Zero. And one of my favorite characters is called Sue. The whole internet hates her. I love her. They're trying to survive in, you know, obviously Life Below Zero. It's in the title.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Most are out there because they want to connect with nature and they're really doing it. They're building their own homes. They're hunting for their own dinner. They're heating their homes with firewood, not Sue. No, Sue lives on a compound of sorts with a generator and four refrigerators. She's not dedicated to the lifestyle, but she's dedicated to something. She's Sue.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Most are out there because they want to connect with nature and they're really doing it. They're building their own homes. They're hunting for their own dinner. They're heating their homes with firewood, not Sue. No, Sue lives on a compound of sorts with a generator and four refrigerators. She's not dedicated to the lifestyle, but she's dedicated to something. She's Sue.