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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I cannot go to the urgent care for the early onset of pink eye. I cannot afford confunctitis or conjunctivitis. from your loose asshole. Okay, now hold it in three, two, one, and zero. Let me back up away to the right. Now let it loose. Mr. Trump. Is it that protein shake? Is it the Ensure? We got to talk to your dietician. You have got to lay off those. There's feces in the air.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I cannot go to the urgent care for the early onset of pink eye. I cannot afford confunctitis or conjunctivitis. from your loose asshole. Okay, now hold it in three, two, one, and zero. Let me back up away to the right. Now let it loose. Mr. Trump. Is it that protein shake? Is it the Ensure? We got to talk to your dietician. You have got to lay off those. There's feces in the air.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You take a break and come back. Okay. Now lift the heel and five, six, put it down. Seven, eight to the left. Two, three, four. Now stand up and relax. Seven, eight. He's doing the choreography. Okay, and you actually double. You double while he's bent over. He can only bend over so many times in a day, in a week. But for whatever reason, he needs weekly prostate exams. Okay, while you're here.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You take a break and come back. Okay. Now lift the heel and five, six, put it down. Seven, eight to the left. Two, three, four. Now stand up and relax. Seven, eight. He's doing the choreography. Okay, and you actually double. You double while he's bent over. He can only bend over so many times in a day, in a week. But for whatever reason, he needs weekly prostate exams. Okay, while you're here.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You take a break and come back. Okay. Now lift the heel and five, six, put it down. Seven, eight to the left. Two, three, four. Now stand up and relax. Seven, eight. He's doing the choreography. Okay, and you actually double. You double while he's bent over. He can only bend over so many times in a day, in a week. But for whatever reason, he needs weekly prostate exams. Okay, while you're here.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

While you're here, let's see how much it's grown from last week because I hear your trickles. And I know we have to take a break. We have to take one break in the 10-minute spray, Dan. And I know it's not normal. It's your strain. You guys know Nom Nom, our beloved Nom Nom cat, Jocelyn.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

While you're here, let's see how much it's grown from last week because I hear your trickles. And I know we have to take a break. We have to take one break in the 10-minute spray, Dan. And I know it's not normal. It's your strain. You guys know Nom Nom, our beloved Nom Nom cat, Jocelyn.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

While you're here, let's see how much it's grown from last week because I hear your trickles. And I know we have to take a break. We have to take one break in the 10-minute spray, Dan. And I know it's not normal. It's your strain. You guys know Nom Nom, our beloved Nom Nom cat, Jocelyn.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

She's inherently feminine and hilarious, always running around, scurrying around, looking for her food, screaming when it's feeding time. And then she'll roll on her back for a belly scratch as she should. So what? She's a little picky on what she eats and

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

She's inherently feminine and hilarious, always running around, scurrying around, looking for her food, screaming when it's feeding time. And then she'll roll on her back for a belly scratch as she should. So what? She's a little picky on what she eats and

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

She's inherently feminine and hilarious, always running around, scurrying around, looking for her food, screaming when it's feeding time. And then she'll roll on her back for a belly scratch as she should. So what? She's a little picky on what she eats and

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

If you don't feed her at the exact right time in the right portion and exactly the amount of water that she likes on top in order to keep her hydrated. So what? She's a woman. She knows what she likes. So you need to check out our next sponsor, Smalls. Nom Nom prefers Smalls way more than her previous cat food. I honestly did a taste test, but two bowls side by side and she ran to Smalls.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

If you don't feed her at the exact right time in the right portion and exactly the amount of water that she likes on top in order to keep her hydrated. So what? She's a woman. She knows what she likes. So you need to check out our next sponsor, Smalls. Nom Nom prefers Smalls way more than her previous cat food. I honestly did a taste test, but two bowls side by side and she ran to Smalls.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

If you don't feed her at the exact right time in the right portion and exactly the amount of water that she likes on top in order to keep her hydrated. So what? She's a woman. She knows what she likes. So you need to check out our next sponsor, Smalls. Nom Nom prefers Smalls way more than her previous cat food. I honestly did a taste test, but two bowls side by side and she ran to Smalls.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Do you blame her? She has taste. And even if your cat loves kibble, Smalls makes the perfect topper as you transition them to a fresh diet. Since making the switch to smalls, Nom has fewer hairballs, more balanced energy, a healthier weight, a soft and shinier fur coat, and a less stinky litter box. Say less. And you might be wondering, why can't I just feed my cat kibble?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Do you blame her? She has taste. And even if your cat loves kibble, Smalls makes the perfect topper as you transition them to a fresh diet. Since making the switch to smalls, Nom has fewer hairballs, more balanced energy, a healthier weight, a soft and shinier fur coat, and a less stinky litter box. Say less. And you might be wondering, why can't I just feed my cat kibble?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Do you blame her? She has taste. And even if your cat loves kibble, Smalls makes the perfect topper as you transition them to a fresh diet. Since making the switch to smalls, Nom has fewer hairballs, more balanced energy, a healthier weight, a soft and shinier fur coat, and a less stinky litter box. Say less. And you might be wondering, why can't I just feed my cat kibble?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

But believe it or not, nom used to be a wild animal. They descended from the ferocious desert cat who hunted live prey for food. And your cat isn't any different. They still need fresh, protein-packed meals to be at their best. For a limited time only, because you are a long-winded listener, you can get 35% off Smalls plus an additional 50% off your first order by using my code GABBYWINDY.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

But believe it or not, nom used to be a wild animal. They descended from the ferocious desert cat who hunted live prey for food. And your cat isn't any different. They still need fresh, protein-packed meals to be at their best. For a limited time only, because you are a long-winded listener, you can get 35% off Smalls plus an additional 50% off your first order by using my code GABBYWINDY.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

But believe it or not, nom used to be a wild animal. They descended from the ferocious desert cat who hunted live prey for food. And your cat isn't any different. They still need fresh, protein-packed meals to be at their best. For a limited time only, because you are a long-winded listener, you can get 35% off Smalls plus an additional 50% off your first order by using my code GABBYWINDY.