Gabby Windey

He uses those chicken cutlets that girls use to make their tits perkier on his shoulders to make his shoulders perkier.

Just be a girl already and put them on your titties.

You know you want to seek up.

He should try the Victoria's Secret bombshell bra next.

Honestly, it would make your shoulders look bigger.

He's not even that innovative.

Put those on your shoulders and you'll look like a starting linebacker.

But no, he doesn't want to be too manly enough to be a linebacker.

He wants to be a girly girl.

But nobody believes your tough pretty boy.

He's nothing but a fraud maxer.

He also proudly lean maxes with crystal meth, which he says out loud.

Ooh, of course.

The safest FDA-approved fat buster crystal meth.

I can't even keep up with all the meds he says he takes.

He takes like he microdoses Accutane every day, steroids, crystal meth, and so on and so on.

Most likely obtained from the looks max black market.

He would shove anything up his ass or down his gullet if it promised to make him prettier.

That's for girls.

This is for girls.