Gabriel Iglesias

Well, yeah, okay, so the first offending stamp depicts a child performing a cannonball.

The second, a child skateboarding without knee pads.

I think the alternative is slowly lowering yourself into the body of water by just walking.

Yes.

And then also a child skateboarding without knee pads.

And a child performing a headstand without a helmet.

Unless it's a flat bottom helmet, in which case it would just help.

Yeah.

Could you guys do headstands when you were young?

No, I mean free.

Can you do a handstand?

Yes, I think you did.

That'd be a great set of stamps.

Well, another thing, and this is pointing out the obvious here, but...

This was inspired by Michelle Obama's campaign.

And then it was the Postal Service, which is part of the government, who printed up the stamps.

And then it was the presidential council who put the kibosh on it.

Like, where's the communication not happening?

Ariel Castro may have died.

Remember Ariel Castro, the monster who kept the women chained up in Cleveland for years and years?