Gaby Fernandez Sanchez
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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Now, I consider myself a feminist.
But at that moment, all I wanted was for daddy to walk me down the aisle.
So when I got back to Miami, I went straight to work.
But see, this time it was different.
I voted for Hillary.
So I marched right down to that immigration officer and I said, American knocking here, I have an inquiry.
You know how in the movies when the main character walks in and they give this like all American speech and the crowd does a slow clap into a crescendo and they get everything they ever wanted?
It was just like that.
Except there wasn't a crowd, nobody clapped, and the agent said, no, we don't do that here.
So I asked, isn't this the immigration office?
Does your father want to migrate here?
I'm not falling for that one again.
He just wants to be here for my wedding.
He said, well, we don't deal with visitors.
OK, so one thing led to another.