Gavin de Becker

And then they decided, oh, maybe we can put horse pus and cow pus from an infected horse's hoof.

We'll rub that in.

And they tried that.

And for a long time, they were experimenting with all these things.

old-timey vaccines were made by, I'm going to read it so I get it right, steeping them for years in a mix of ox bile and glycerin and potato slices.

Sounds like a joke, right?

But it's true.

But science moved on, and it evolved to where vaccines included dried rabbit spinal cords, duck embryos, chicken blood, human bile, because you don't want to waste that, ground-up rat spleens, and boiled pig skin.

So that's old-time vaccines before we knew anything about anything.

So let's switch to the modern-day vaccines because obviously now we're real smart and we know a lot of stuff.

Well, here is what's in your childhood vaccines right now.

Gelatin from boiled pigskin, kind of like the old one.

Chicken embryo protein.

Blood from the hearts of cow fetuses.

DNA fragments from human fetuses, oil extracted from shark livers I mentioned earlier, proteins from worm ovaries, because you don't want to leave that out, and of course DNA fragments from monkey kidneys.

Now if that doesn't sound like a Shakespeare play, you know that eye of newt, toe of frog, lizard's leg, tongue of dog, when I hear that thing from Macbeth, I literally, can't you just picture Gates and Offit and Hotez sitting around in their witch's brew putting this stuff together?

I know I'm talking fast.

I'm almost done.

The other modern ingredients in childhood vaccines.

This is what you are giving if you trust the vaccine manufacturers.