George Santos

The thing is, I only read that many books because remember that CEO I told you about?

Yeah.

He'd hook me up.

I'd get the three books I was entitled to, but then he'd swap me out, you know, within three days for another three.

That's so nice.

It's like, but other CEOs wouldn't do it.

Why would they want to limit the number of books you can read?

This is going to be so funny.

I don't know to the extent of F-bombs I can drop here.

Oh, so funny.

So my very first book on Genghis Khan, Lords of the Bow,

First chapter was cut out of the book and somebody wrote in the beginning of the second chapter, fuck you, figure out what happened in the beginning.

So you're just like, these people really need help.

And then on the very last book of the series, which is Kingdom of Silver, they ripped out the last chapter.

No way.

Fuck you, figure out what happened in the end.

So I was just like, who the fuck is in this place?

It's madness.

Well, criminals are there.

Well, I get it, but they're literature criminals, too.