Gerard Carmichael
speaker
53 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Oct 2013
last heard Oct 2013
Gerard Carmichael’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You can deliver the material perfectly.
Totally.
I love you guys, thank you.
Guys, I'm getting older.
And I really want kids.
But if I have a daughter and she gets married, I'm not paying for that shit.
Isn't that the rule?
The father of the bride has to pay for the wedding?
I've already given you permission to bang my daughter for eternity.
Isn't that enough, punk?
Now you want me to pay for it?
Can I at least get a discount?
Like, he should be paying me, you know?
He should be paying me.
Like, seriously, guys.
I'm not giving that shit up, like, on a loss.
It's a ruse what we're doing to these fathers.
It's a sham.
Like, how about I start sticking it to your mom and make you throw me a party?
That's essentially what's going on, folks.
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