KILL TONY #15
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to Kill Tony here at DeathSquad.tv. Check out our t-shirt store, ShopSquad.tv. That's where you have the official Death Squad kitty cat t-shirt. It's a limited edition shirt. So get it before it sells out, because once it sells out, it's gone forever. Also, me and Tony are coming to Phoenix, Arizona this Thursday, September 26th. This is an important show. This is the first time Death Squad has come to Phoenix. We're trying to impress everyone there so we can start coming back on the regular, bringing new Death Squad comics there. So please take your friends, sisters, cousins, roommates, moms, whatever. We don't give a shit. Just go to standuplive.com to get your tickets for September 26th, Thursday, this Thursday.
And then the following day, me and Tony are flying to Columbus, Ohio, our home state. We're being joined by Tom Segura, his home state. And Christina Pajitsky, who does not come from Ohio. Anyways, we're going to be doing a comedy show. And tickets are on sale.
What events are being promoted during the episode?
It's at the Woodlands Backyard, 27th of September. Go to deathsquad.tv for the links. And then, finally, the L.A. PodFest. The first week in October. Go to LAPodFest.com so you can see a live version of Kill Tony. This is the first time we're doing it outside of the Comedy Store. And it's going to be fun. We're going to have some pretty cool guest celebs. And you'll get to see this in a different environment. So check us out. We're also doing a Kevin Pereira Pointless episode. at the LAPodFest, LAPodFest.com. And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Red Band coming to you live from the Comedy Store for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hinchcliffe.
Fuck yeah, everybody. Welcome. How are you guys doing tonight? Holy shit. There's a big crowd here tonight. A shout out to the Death Squad fans that are out here. Hey, guys. How are you? Welcome.
There's a plethora of them.
My homeboy, J.R. Steiner, is wearing the greatest t-shirt I've ever seen. J.R., will you come up here real quick and show this thing off? Yeah, it's badass. But there's controversy about it, but it's badass. Hello? Yeah. Look at this fucking Kill Tony shirt, ladies and gentlemen.
Will you please? So since discovering the Joe Rogan podcast and with Brian's help, we've created this little community we call Death Squad. Can I raise this motherfucker?
Hell yeah, you can.
and there's like eight of us here right now and we flew from all over the country and so what I wanted to do was get some shirts together for us so I came up with this idea like the Iron Patriot thing is definitely like a you know it's like a thing only the fans will get you know what I mean so I wanted to surprise these guys so yeah here's a shirt we'll never actually be able to sell it because of copywriting but this is it man so we fucking love you guys kill Tony man thank you so much man put your hands together for J.R.
Steiner and the Death Squad Nation everybody But what we should do real quick, though, is stay up on stage real quick because let's introduce the Iron Patriot because there is controversy about it. Ladies and gentlemen, the Iron Patriot is here, everyone.
For every life you save, there's a million new ways to die. I am the Iron Patriot.
That's one of his many catchphrases. Patriot, you have any new catchphrases this week?
Just between me and you, here's my little secret. The bad guy always wins. Me killing you is just perfect symbolism for the times.
Yes. Wow, that's a long catchphrase.
Tony? Tony? Yep? I'm happy that JR took the time to make the t-shirt, but something's bothering me.
Oh, what's bothering you, Patriot? Is it the fact that J.R. is somewhat black? No. No.
What did you call him last week? Female brothers?
No. You know I don't like the Iron Patriot in the movies. I don't like the Don Cheadle, the war machine. I'm Norman Osborn, the one that fought against Green Goblin. I'm the comic book Iron Patriot.
It's the thought that counts, though, right?
Oh, I love it. I love it. I love that you did it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–1:04
2
What events are being promoted during the episode?
1:04–9:36
3
What is the significance of the Iron Patriot character?
9:36–33:38
4
How do comedians prepare their jokes for performances?
33:38–46:59
5
What humorous insights are shared about dating and cars?
46:59–48:06
6
How do the comedians discuss their experiences with attraction?
48:06–49:12
7
What are the challenges of dating in the comedy scene?
49:12–50:54
8
How do the comedians reflect on their early career struggles?
50:54–1:31:14