Kimberly Congdon

Hi, everyone.

Hi.

With all that cheering that went on, I would never know I was in a comedy club.

Just kidding.

You would never know you were in LA.

Too friendly.

I like to explain my world view up front.

I don't believe in black and white.

I believe in blonde and brunette.

So a lot of girls have to sleep with a guy to never hear from him again, but I don't.

I just have to give him my number and I will never ever hear from him again.

I went and paint myself.

That's okay, you don't have to laugh when I laugh.

We'll keep going.

I got asked out by a guy, and he didn't show up, and I wasn't really worried at first.

But when he texted me an hour and a half later saying, Jessamyn, I hate to do this to you, but my girlfriend just broke up with me, and I'm in no mood to go out right now.

I was pretty hurt, but I'm not vindictive.

I would never key his car or anything like that, mostly because he takes the bus.

But still, it's about manners in this day and age.

And a lot of girls in LA have a lot of confidence, and that's great.