Gianmarco Soresi

And when I found her somewhere in the heights, she swore to me, she swore to me that she would have them in a shelter by the end of the week.

Long story short, I'm living in a litter box on the Upper West Side.

And I want you to know that I tried, I tried really, because I love this woman, I love the impulse that she had to take these, I think it's the same impulse that made her like me, because in many ways I think, maybe one of the reasons I don't like cats is maybe I'm a cat, in the sense that I am also an asshole.

But I was doing okay because there was this one cat, there was this one cat that I really liked that she had named Baby, which again, a lot of metaphorical weight with these cats.

And the reason that she named Baby Baby was because he or she, I didn't check, but Baby was the runt of the litter, which meant that Baby didn't really move very much.

And I find out that's the one state that I can enjoy a cat in is when they're borderline comatose.

And I used to put, I loved baby, I would lie down, I'd put baby on my stomach, I would just pet baby for hours, and it was just like, I really enjoyed baby.

But of course, baby, as babies do, grew older and started moving and running around.

And one day, I went to pick up baby, and baby scratched me.

Right on my face, eyes, nose, mouth, there's blood.

And so I said to my girlfriend, I said, look, baby, I love you, but it is either me or those five cats.

And I really miss her.

And sometimes I miss those goddamn cats.

Thank you, guys.

I think everyone should be in therapy, especially more men need to be in therapy.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

But they're very reluctant.