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TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi

24 May 2024

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Chapter 1: What challenges does Bryan face with his dental issues?

0.031 - 13.824 Gianmarco Soresi

I think everyone should be in therapy, especially more men need to be in therapy. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. But they're very reluctant. Men are very reluctant. My best friend, his name is Josh. He's my age. He just went through a second divorce.

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Chapter 2: How does Gianmarco Soresi view therapy and mental health?

14.265 - 29.7 Gianmarco Soresi

He's been very depressed. And I told him, I was like, you should go to therapy. And he was like, nah. Running. Running. That's my therapy. And I was like, oh, that's so interesting because sushi, that's my haircut.

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35.975 - 51.959 Unknown

We need to treat depression like the disease that it is. Right? Yes. Yes. You know, you wouldn't tell someone with diabetes to run it off because you need both feet.

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53.942 - 58.489 Bryan Green

On this episode of The Commercial Break.

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59.11 - 78.076 Gianmarco Soresi

We're going to get pretty stoned and go to the mall tomorrow and see the seals. And, you know, it's these poor seals. Because, you know, at least at a zoo, they recreate a natural habitat. But, like, I don't think any of these seals grew up next to a Spencer's Gifts. And that's going to be tough for them.

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78.136 - 85.827 Bryan Green

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

87.848 - 91.194 Unknown

Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

Chapter 3: What unique experiences does Gianmarco have while touring?

91.214 - 95.723 Unknown

I'm Brian Green. This is not my missing best friend Kristen Joy Hoadley.

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96.244 - 117.501 Bryan Green

She is away in Memphis seeing yet another concert, being at yet another festival as her husband plows through May with a concert or festival every single weekend. So best to you out there in the podcast universe. I'm going to be your only host today, Brian. And as you're listening to this, I'm probably getting a tooth cracked out of my head while my eyes are still open.

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117.521 - 141.288 Bryan Green

It's literally my living nightmare. But why listen to my drama when you can listen to today's TCB infomercial with Brian? One of the funniest touring comics out there, Gianmarco Sorisi. We actually interviewed Gianmarco a while ago, but because he is in the frozen tundra of Canada when we interview him, his internet was really spotty and he dropped off a few times. No fault of his own.

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141.368 - 161.445 Bryan Green

We love this conversation with Gianmarco. It took me a while to edit it in a way that is listenable. And so I think I've got a good one on deck for you today. Gianmarco is on a forever tour. He's touring forever. You can go to his website, gianmarcosorasi.com. Don't worry. You don't have to know how to spell it. I'll put a link in the show notes and you can see if he's coming to your town.

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161.465 - 180.864 Bryan Green

He probably is coming to your town because he's got dates through December 31st. You know a comic is good when they are touring 160 nights. in just the last six months of the year. I mean, this guy is everywhere all the time. He's also got a hilarious podcast that I have started to listen to, and it's called The Downside with Gianmarco Sorisi.

181.625 - 199.783 Bryan Green

And tune into the latest episode where they decide whether or not he's actually turning into Jeff Goldblum. It's a weird conversation on alternate universe theories. I think you're going to laugh a lot, and I think you're going to like it. So let us not delay. Let us not waste a lot of time listening to me drabble on because I have to go and, you

Chapter 4: How do comedians cope with the pressures of live performances?

199.763 - 214.344 Bryan Green

They know where to put the bone graft in my head. Brush your teeth, kids. Brush your teeth. That's all I got to say. So Gianmarco Sorisi, here's our interview with him. Why don't we do this? Normally I ask Chrissy about this, but I'm going to ask you, the podcast listener, why don't we take a break?

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214.685 - 237.128 Bryan Green

And then when we come back, through the magic of telepodcasting, I will have Gianmarco right here in the studio a couple of months ago. a while ago, recording an interview with our dear friend Gianmarco Sorisi. And enjoy this special Friday TCB infomercial. I know you're going to love it. So let's take a break. We'll be back with Gianmarco.

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238.981 - 260.061 Krissy Hoadley

Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath. And now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got a brand new phone number. That's right. It's 212-433-3TCB. And you can text us anytime you want. Or you can call and leave us a voicemail. And we might just use your message on the show. Once Brian gets through all the messages he missed last year, of course.

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260.041 - 275.642 Krissy Hoadley

Anyway, you can also find and DM us on Instagram at thecommercialbreak and on TikTok at tcbpodcast. And of course, all of our audio and video is easily found on tcbpodcast.com. Now I'm going to thank G one more time that we have sponsors. So thank G and here they are.

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275.682 - 284.233 Bryan Green

Thanks Gianmarco for coming on. How are you? Oh, I'm good.

284.694 - 285.355 Gianmarco Soresi

Yeah, I'm good.

Chapter 5: What insights does Gianmarco share about his podcast, The Downside?

285.815 - 312.263 Gianmarco Soresi

You're in very cold Edmonton. Yes, I'm performing in, it's a mall. It's one of the biggest malls. It's a comedy club in a mall. It's the second biggest mall in North America. Oh, really? Yes, they have seals. They have a seal show. Wow. Yeah, because that's why, because these colder places, they have to make it all.

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312.563 - 314.985 Unknown

We were just talking about that. Yeah.

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315.526 - 338.867 Bryan Green

not true not the seals we weren't talking about the seals we had no idea about this but we were wondering so we had heard maybe this is just like you know uh one of those rumors you hit legends like urban legends canada legend does canada do they have tunnels where they can like walk from place to place no you're you're thinking of the hasidic jews in new york city i think

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340.366 - 345.613 Gianmarco Soresi

I don't I mean, I haven't seen any. I don't know.

345.633 - 353.845 Unknown

I certainly maybe covered walkways. I don't know. Maybe just they have huge malls. That's I think so.

353.885 - 358.271 Gianmarco Soresi

Like there's definitely like tunnel like things that I walked through to get to the comedy club.

359.433 - 369.006 Bryan Green

Minus one, bro. That's what that's what minus one. But feels like what minus one feels like minus 10. I grew up in Chicago and minus one is that's even cold for a guy from Chicago.

369.222 - 373.506 Gianmarco Soresi

Sure. I mean, I don't know how you grew up in Chicago. I can't even imagine.

Chapter 6: How do societal perceptions of therapy influence men's mental health?

382.295 - 397.069 Bryan Green

In the summer, it's lovely and hot, but in the winter, it's not. Gian Marco, I have more important things to talk to you about. It's a pressing question. It's a pressing question. Inquiring minds want to know, Chrissy and I, do you like your dental hygienist?

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398.72 - 420.205 Gianmarco Soresi

You know, I am glad you brought that up. I appreciate that. I, you know, I used to be on the actors union insurance many years ago, and then I did not make enough money to qualify. So I had to like downgrade all my doctor. I had to lose. I lost my whole team.

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420.826 - 449.123 Gianmarco Soresi

And so the doctor I see now, they're, they're in Chinatown. And they, no one at the office speaks English, which honestly, it's, it's, it's fine. There's nothing wrong with that. It can be – I think when they lecture me about what I should be doing, I don't follow. So I don't feel bad.

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449.163 - 450.885 Unknown

They're just saying floss more. Floss more.

450.945 - 460.737 Gianmarco Soresi

That's what they always say. Yeah. So it's going okay. I don't seem to have a lot of cavities, and I think that's just genetics.

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Yeah.

460.837 - 477.063 Bryan Green

You know, that's really good news because Chrissy and I were just talking off air about this pressing problem we have with our hygienists, just to fill you in on why we would even ask the question. Please. It's ridiculous. They like to talk. Yeah, we have chatty hygienists. And when we, you know, when you got somebody sticking things in your mouth.

Chapter 7: What are Gianmarco's thoughts on celebrity culture in advertising?

477.243 - 484.058 Gianmarco Soresi

And you're like, ah, ah, ah. Well, then you should see my guy. We have no conversations at all.

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484.218 - 485.642 Unknown

See? That's perfect.

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485.702 - 488.95 Gianmarco Soresi

I want the name and phone number because my hygienist – You're going to go to Chinatown.

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488.97 - 489.932 Bryan Green

I'm going to go to Chinatown.

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490.293 - 490.774 Unknown

Cleaning.

490.794 - 505.78 Bryan Green

I wish we had a Chinatown. My hygienist likes to show me pictures of her dog while she's cleaning my teeth and then wants me to react to the dog. And I'm like, honestly, I don't care. I mean, I could care, but I really don't. Now's not the time to talk about your dog. Let's get this over with.

505.8 - 506.942 Unknown

They're holding you captive.

507.042 - 524.01 Gianmarco Soresi

Yes, they are. Yeah, I think you always – people need to understand when they have a captive audience and go like, if in this situation I should be – And think about it. She's showing her dog to everybody. She doesn't get tired of showing this dog. Well, she doesn't get tired because no one can tell her that we really don't want to talk to her about her dog.

524.21 - 526.074 Unknown

Everybody seems enthusiastic, I guess.

Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes does Gianmarco share about his life on the road?

644.488 - 650.076 Gianmarco Soresi

And I really do believe that like some of the propaganda against –

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650.056 - 677.464 Bryan Green

therapy is simply that no we need you to be pent up so we can uh direct that frustration towards a very specific cause yeah i like this kind of thinking right here because i've always said i don't you know i think we have a loneliness problem in this country like like people are extraordinarily lonely grasping at straws hoping for meaning in their life and a therapist could probably tell them you know hey there's listen there's no hope or meaning you just gotta

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677.444 - 689.455 Bryan Green

kind of trudge through from one to the next, but you'll be okay, bro. But I kind of, I think I might agree with you for this. People aren't as angry and fearful if they're a little bit self-aware. So it's like, you know, then they don't, you know, go so crazy.

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689.475 - 707.451 Gianmarco Soresi

It's, it's, it's the same thing with like masturbation. You know, I think religions go, you know, don't jerk off. Cause then if you don't, you get so mad. You're like, you're like, we all need to go to church on Sunday and you need to give the money. And it's, you know, it's, it's, that's the real impetus, I think, for that kind of thinking.

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707.431 - 711.997 Bryan Green

We've given bumper stickers out. We support men's prostate health.

712.458 - 712.818 Gianmarco Soresi

Yes, we do.

713.098 - 719.066 Bryan Green

And we need to stay healthy with our masturbation. We have 21 EPM stickers, which means 21 ejaculations per month.

719.106 - 720.248 Unknown

We're just doing our part.

720.288 - 721.109 Bryan Green

Yeah, we're doing our part.

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