Gordo

Play Tessie.

We are bib noting it today, guys.

We are bib noting it today.

I think that's the point.

Wait, let me try starting this again.

You ready?

All right, there's nobody I'd rather be talking to right now.

Sammy and Pat of PlayTessy.

It is your prerogative to lie.

Oh, God.

We need to get a running list going of Robisms to make sure we use all the time on this show.

But today we're going to be talking about some of the remaining free agents, the stragglers, the last... What, we got about six names here that we all think should have teams.

It is March 5th, March 6th, March 7th.

Like, it is time to get some of these guys' contracts, right?

Like...

Lucas Giolito, the biggest name on the board, that is a guy who pitched to the tune of, what was it, a 3-4-4 ERA last year, a legitimate mid-rotation starter for one of the best teams in baseball last year in one of the most hitter-friendly ballparks.

And we really haven't heard much of anything this offseason.

We heard maybe some conversations with the Tigers.

They got Verlander.

Maybe some conversations with the Yankees.