Grace Kuhlenschmidt
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
And that's why I loved it.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
Well, that is one way to avoid emergency room co-pays.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
What I did is I milked the snakes.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
I slowly built up my immunity through years.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
It kind of goes back to milking a cow, the udders.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
When you milk cattle, you're milking the snake.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
No, no udders, but fangs.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
So you're milking the fangs to get the venom.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
My ex-wife.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
You're an idiot.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
The first six months was a complete failure.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
That was the ICU.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
After I took two Cobra bites and flatlined, came back out of the hospital, was coming out of a coma.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
Yeah.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
Every day, roughly 350 people die from snakebite.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
So if I quit, I'm giving up on those people.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
A while back, I'd get stoned as and then get bit.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
And that, my friend, was a trip.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
Yep.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands
I miss the pain, the swelling.