Grace Kuhlenschmidt
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1,284 appearances
29 recordings
6 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 4 Jul
Grace Kuhlenschmidt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's like seeing your mom get arrested. You know she shouldn't have bought beer for those middle schoolers. But you're still going to yell at the cop and try to grab his gun. It's crazy, but that's love. Love for your mom and love for your country. And if that means I can't eat waffles with Canadian maple syrup, then by God, I will eat them with ketchup. Yum.
I hate it. I'm embarrassed to be an American right now, and as an American, I'm outraged. I don't like this patriotic monster I've become. Last night, I blacked out and bought a Ford F-150. And look at this shirt I'm wearing. I don't even know when I put this on.
I think I made it. Because I also have it tattooed on my back. Bottom line, Michael, I just want these tariffs to go away. I love this country so much, but sometimes America is just the worst.
The f*** did you just say about America? Never mind.
I won't.
Agree to disagree, Desi. I think the other lady had the better idea. Democrats need to f*** Donald Trump. F*** him real good.
Oh, well, a penis will go into the vagina.
I mean, like, how would Democrats do that? Of course. Come on, you know, girl on top, guy on top, reverse cowgirl, the octopus.
I know how to do that. Wait, what is the octopus? You need an above-ground pool and four people. Or one person with a lot of arms.
Think of all this guy's pent-up anger, his terrible decision-making, his frantic energy. He's got blue balls of the brain. Think of it like a volcano. If you don't jack off the mountain every so often, it'll explode and wipe out an Italian village. That's science, Desi.
But maybe if the Democrats f*** him so good, he'll get that post-nut clarity. He'll be like... Wait, why am I cutting funding to stop Ebola? And why is Elon doing here? I hate this guy.
Okay, I didn't say orgy, but I like it. You're a freak. Look, it's not like anything else has worked. Voting didn't work. Indicting him didn't work. They even lost the election after getting an endorsement from America's sweetheart Liz Cheney. The only option left is to run out the clock four to seven minutes at a time. That seems very ambitious. Fine. Three to five minutes at a time.
Face it, Desi, you want Dems to take action? They gotta give Trump some action. You want Dems to stop jerking off and get to work? They gotta get to work jerking him off. You want Dems to not blow at their jobs? Yeah, no, I get it. I get where you're going. I get it. I bet you get it, you sex monster. But if this isn't the strategy, I literally don't know what is.
No, I think you were right. Your group f*** fest idea is the only option. No, no, no, no, great. That wasn't my idea.
The world is up in arms about social media companies being run by Trump-aligned billionaires. But are they mad enough to get off the apps? Let's put this on TikTok and find out.
He's going to be pissed to hear you say that, babe.
He really likes you. What apps are you mostly on? Instagram and TikTok. Okay, gotcha.
you're on X. So if you mostly use Instagram, at what point would you be like, okay, I have to get off this app?
So if it's like an amazing one pot pasta recipe, you're like, it's actually fine that this is being monetized to Trump. Yeah, I don't... Do you think you'd be willing to pick an app and delete one with me today? We don't even need social media when we have books like this. Like, I'll read just a little. Okay, I won't bore you. Tuesday, mixed berries and chia seeds.
Wednesday, honey and Greek yogurt. So what would it take you to delete the app?
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