Greg Fitzsimmons
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And so he goes, no, I don't have any guns.
And so he takes the guy out and he handcuffs him.
I got a show in four hours.
And he walks him back and I'm just sitting there and I take my hands off the dashboard.
And then kills himself.
Now I'm just sitting in a truck.
And so he comes back and he goes, where did you get the drugs?
I said, the glove compartment.
He goes, no, he said they're yours.
Oh, shit.
So I go, no, they're not mine.
I go, dude, I'm a comedian.
I said, I've known this guy like 20 minutes.
I just got picked up.
I got a show tonight.
He goes, well, I don't believe you because you said you're from California, which is a drug feeder state.
Wow.
And you said you're a comedian and you're not funny.
Oh, shit.
And I'm like, when was I supposed to be funny?