#755 - DR. PHIL + GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAL VULCANO
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Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
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Okay, every single week I book this Mamma Jamma doesn't get, I mean, this is just so amazing. Two of our favorite guests in the history of the show. Make some fucking noise for the great Sal Volcano and Greg Fitzsimmons. Oh my God. Yeah baby, Greg Fitzsimmons. Sal Volcano. Very exciting stuff, ladies and gentlemen. Sal Volcano is on tour. SalVolcanoComedy.com. He's doing the Ryman Theater in Nashville. He's got a brand new season of The Impractical Jokers coming out on TBS Thursdays. on TBS, and his podcast, Manouche, is available everywhere. Greg Fitzsimmons, one of the greatest guests in the show's history, is touring FitzDawg.com. He's in Philly, Lexington, and Houston. Coming up very soon. How you guys feeling?
You excited to be here? I'm so excited. Hell yeah. I'm fucking excited. Are you guys excited? Hell yeah.
It's Kill Tony, are you guys excited or what?
These thick Latinas love the impractical jokers, these ladies screaming Sal's name over and over again. Little fucking, the tortas love you, Sal. Um, you guys know how the show works. 300 plus comedians are stacked on top of each other in a bar right next door. And if I pull one of their names out of this bucket, our trusty assistant goes, grabs them. They get 60 seconds uninterrupted on stage. You know, their time is up and you're the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear. Which is just loud and annoying and cuts them off. And then I conduct an interview. We find out more about their real life or their careers or anything really that I find interesting about them.
I'm so excited about this, Sal and Greg. I mean, we have you guys. It literally just does not get any better than this.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed the 2024 Guest of the Year. Dr. Phil is here, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, oh. I'm out of breath. I'm out of breath, but I brought some treats. We don't need any more red bands out there. Wow. Dr. Phil is throwing out Magnum condoms. That one might be open. I got bored in the Delta Lounge. Ha, ha, ha, ha. We'll hold on to these two for later. Dr. Phil, live in the flesh. Literally recognized as one of the greatest guests in the show. Whoa, what was that? Monkeypox. Oh, my goodness gracious. We didn't even get to hang out yet. How'd you get those? Wow. Sad to be back, Tone. It's been way too long, Dr. Phil. You've been out selling out all around the fucking world. We did it. We did it.
We're going to Australia and Canada next year. That's right. Sorry, this year. The Who Is Me Tour. Wow. That's a wild thing that's happening. I'm excited. I'm excited. Well, I guess you don't even want to do this.
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Chapters
8 chapters
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–6:17
2
What announcements are made about upcoming shows?
6:17–8:46
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Who are the featured guests in this episode?
8:46–10:00
4
What are the highlights of the guests' current projects?
10:00–1:07:42
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What humorous standards does the guest have for relationships?
1:07:42–1:08:06
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How does the guest feel about their recent job loss?
1:08:06–1:08:25
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What unique experiences does the guest share about living in a homeless shelter?
1:08:25–1:08:58
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How does the guest describe their journey in stand-up comedy?
1:08:58–2:19:22