Greg Fitzsimmons
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Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
So I'm like, oh, fuck.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
So I text her back.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
I was like, what are you doing?
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
She's like, we want to go to the casino in town.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
But we don't know how to play blackjack and we need you to come with us.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Pants on.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Yes.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
It's 25 minutes away.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
I go to the casino.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
I get there.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
My daughter's out front.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
They won't let her in because she doesn't have her passport.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
And I'm like, everybody else was getting in.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
I was like, all right, well, let's just head home.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
She's like, no, I want to go home and get my passport so I can go in and gamble.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Oh, turn it around.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
We get in a fucking motorcycle with a cart attached to the back.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
And we're going through potheads.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
Half an hour home, half hour back to the casino, buy them chips.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits
There's a cartel at the next table.