Greg Fitzsimmons

Oh, that was the worst feeling when you were a little kid and, you know, you just like. Well, you see your dad's dick. Yeah. You're like, what the fuck? I know. What is that thing? What the fuck?

Yeah, and his balls are hanging like six inches down.

Yeah, and his balls are hanging like six inches down.

Yeah, and his balls are hanging like six inches down.

Oh my God. Balls are hilarious. Joey's balls are hilarious. It's amazing that a woman, why would they have sex with us?

Oh my God. Balls are hilarious. Joey's balls are hilarious. It's amazing that a woman, why would they have sex with us?

Oh my God. Balls are hilarious. Joey's balls are hilarious. It's amazing that a woman, why would they have sex with us?

We have an agenda.

We have an agenda.

We have an agenda.

No, I'm just saying it's weird that there is this accepted power dynamic between a man and a woman when they make love. Because, well, like you said, the woman trusts. But we have two guys. It's kind of like I don't know what it's like. Tell me what it's like.

No, I'm just saying it's weird that there is this accepted power dynamic between a man and a woman when they make love. Because, well, like you said, the woman trusts. But we have two guys. It's kind of like I don't know what it's like. Tell me what it's like.

No, I'm just saying it's weird that there is this accepted power dynamic between a man and a woman when they make love. Because, well, like you said, the woman trusts. But we have two guys. It's kind of like I don't know what it's like. Tell me what it's like.

You were about to break. You know I almost did once, right? How close did you get? I've told this story on my podcast, but I'll give a brief version of it. I went, when I was in college, I was an English major and I studied like Allen Ginsberg and Kerouac and all these guys that were into homoerotic stuff. A lot of them were gay.

You were about to break. You know I almost did once, right? How close did you get? I've told this story on my podcast, but I'll give a brief version of it. I went, when I was in college, I was an English major and I studied like Allen Ginsberg and Kerouac and all these guys that were into homoerotic stuff. A lot of them were gay.

You were about to break. You know I almost did once, right? How close did you get? I've told this story on my podcast, but I'll give a brief version of it. I went, when I was in college, I was an English major and I studied like Allen Ginsberg and Kerouac and all these guys that were into homoerotic stuff. A lot of them were gay.

And then, and even Emerson and Whitman, like all that old stuff was all gay imagery. And then there was David Bowie. I loved David Bowie. I loved Iggy Pop, Mick Jagger. And these guys were all fucking around with each other. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, this must be kind of something you do. You experiment with this.

And then, and even Emerson and Whitman, like all that old stuff was all gay imagery. And then there was David Bowie. I loved David Bowie. I loved Iggy Pop, Mick Jagger. And these guys were all fucking around with each other. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, this must be kind of something you do. You experiment with this.

And then, and even Emerson and Whitman, like all that old stuff was all gay imagery. And then there was David Bowie. I loved David Bowie. I loved Iggy Pop, Mick Jagger. And these guys were all fucking around with each other. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, this must be kind of something you do. You experiment with this.

That's how they get you. They get a couple mascots. They get the coolest guy in rock and roll. Right? The three coolest guys in rock.