Greg Fitzsimmons

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2,481 appearances 12 recordings 6 series first heard Aug 2024 last heard 19 Sep

Greg Fitzsimmons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And I played defense, even though I was the fucking smallest kid on the team.

But I could skate backwards.

So they made me a defenseman.

Yeah.

And skating backwards with a big dick.

On the crossover, the dick kind of got in the way sometimes.

That's a spike strip, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A lot of kids had cups, and I had like a half a gallon of milk carton.

Yeah.

You know, just with electric tape.

Yeah.

So my father is standing at the glass, at the blue line, and this guy is taking out the puck.

They're breaking out the puck.

He's skating up the boards.

And I line him up.

And I just start skating as hard as I can.

And I was like, my father's face is right at the glass.

I was like, he's going to watch his son with real equipment.

Real equipment now.

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