Hagglefish
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
A forum where everybody thinks they're smarter than everyone else.
So basically, Reddit.
Tortured forever in a digital simulation.
So basically, Reddit.
Hang on, hang on.
What?
So this AI doesn't exist yet, but it's already mad at me?
She was mad at me for things I hadn't done yet.
She called it intuition, then called a lawyer.
You're telling me what I do today changes yesterday?
So if I eat a burrito right now, I already ate it yesterday.
That's not exactly how- I've been blaming Gertie for that smell all week.
I think I owe her an apology.
I think the world's richest man might have helped a little.
Yeah, I've used some questionable pickup lines, but nothing like that.
Oh, yeah.
I once told a girl I knew the location of three Illuminati safe houses.
Know what she did?
She called the cops.
Elon drops the world's most pretentious pun and gets a date to the Met Gala.