Hagglefish

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42 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Mar 2026 last heard 13 Mar

Hagglefish’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 1 in all, peaking in Mar 2026 with 1.

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I share actionable intelligence, and now I'm banned from Applebee's.

It's a two-tier justice system.

A Sith Lord in a cape, recruiting people to live in box trucks.

Yep.

And no one at any point said, hey, maybe this is a red flag.

The woman's dressed like a supervillain.

At least the lizard people had the decency to shapeshift into skin suits to blend in.

Yeah, I figured a Sith Lord would use a lightsaber.

Sorry, sorry.

You're right, bad one.

Go on.

So this all-knowing, all-powerful AI is also petty and vindictive?

I think this thing works for my HOA.

Oh, good.

The Doomsday Cult started a business.

That is the work I find.

And you just told millions of people about it.

So you're basically patient zero of a brain plague, and you're just sitting there reading off a teleprompter like everything's fine.

Don't teach the AI to kill us humans.

You had one job.

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