Hal Cruttenden

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728 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Dec 2025 last heard 7 Dec

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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty · S3 EP25: Hal Cruttenden · 7 Dec 2025 podcast

You can't just say fucking or just an Irish accent saying fuck.

It doesn't sound as powerful.

I do have the thing though, don't you?

I do have the thing of, I have jokes that don't work if you don't have a swear word.

I have one joke that I feel really bad about because it does not work if I don't put a swear word in.

And it's about my ex-wife having, she's a children's book writer.

So obviously I talk about divorce.

I can talk about divorce a lot.

This is my second tour show about my divorce.

And my ex has no avenue to really talk about our divorce.

Look out for her latest book, The Selfish Fucking Clown.

So it must be, what, 10 or 11 now?

It's about 11.

Okay.

What did I do then?

I did... Hal, you can't ask us.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I haven't yet...

properly got up i'm still doing this in my pajama bottoms with a shirt on top and i've washed my face lovely so now i properly shower because i've got an appointment at two o'clock in town in london and so i properly get up and i earn my shirt and i want to look nice because it's a podcast that's quite important it's not that yours isn't important it doesn't look like you've ironed a shirt for us how i was pressed because i had to take the car to the garage this morning i have showered and stuff

We always ask that at some point.

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