Hank Azaria

Why is it that I and young people would have trouble finding in the age of streaming what your passion projects are?

I want to talk to Claude from Along Came Pauly about Chiefs Texans.

oh my god let me uh think for a moment chief oh i did not see this game don't spoil that was late game oh you know what i'm sorry yeah that's my mistake so hank's got this funny thing hold on let me tell the audience what hank does here hank hank does this thing i think he exercises while watching some games and so he waits uh he does not know what happened in the late games yesterday he wants to know what happens in packers bears he does not know and so he avoids

Wait, how does exercise preclude you from starting a football?

I almost ruined Chief Texans because I forgot that that's how you watch football.

I would have killed you.

So you only watch the 1 o'clock games.

So as we sit here now, what are the games that you're most interested in knowing the results of that you do not yet know the results of?

And you've been able to avoid the result of Magic Knicks as well?

Which way do you want Chiefs Texans to go?

I want the Texans.

It's a fun game.

It's a fun game.

If we want to talk around that Magic Knicks game, we can too.

Is there any more solipsistic approach to sports talk than this?

Does Amin want to give Hank any information on that Knicks Magic game from a couple of days ago?

No spoilers.

movies tv once it's spoiled though does that mean that that no longer is something that accompanies you on the treadmill once a friend spoils it that's it you're not even going to watch it you've lost that as an act they are actively your friends by spoiling it are actively making you less healthy because they're keeping you from being able to do your daily exercise you're being sort of facetious but that's kind of literally true i put it there like thanks a lot thanks a lot now i gotta like listen to

So how do you watch it, though?

Do you speed through it?