The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: A Kitten With a Toy (feat. Hank Azaria)
08 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What is the significance of Smirnoff in this episode?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason.
Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.
No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment.
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Chapter 2: How does Hank Azaria feel about his experience at Comic-Con?
I'm not like impersonating Bruce. I sound like him. I tell stories about myself and Bruce. In the idiom of Bruce, the poetry, spoken word of Bruce. And we try to sound as exactly like the E Street Band.
But what does you obsessed look like when I say Kate must be going a little bit crazy with your pouring yourself into projects that aren't your family?
Well, I was telling you guys before we hit the air. That, you know, she understands, you know, there can't be a lot of groupies, but also not zero groupies. That's not fair. Can't be too much drugs, but not no drugs. No, Bruce doesn't do those things. But I have had there have been certain like at first it was no screaming like Bruce in the house before 7 a.m.
because I would rehearse obsessively. And now I have to run concert dates by her and my chief of staff, Lauren. Everybody has to sign off first before I blunder into, you know, Wichita to do a gig.
It's the holiday season and the 50th anniversary of Miller Lite. The holiday is all about spending time with friends and family. Why don't you sit back and toast a few Miller Lites? Make your holiday time tis Miller time. And with the 50th anniversary of Miller Lite, you get to remember and reflect on all the good times that you had with your trusty buddy by your side, Miller Lite.
Brewed for flavor with simple ingredients like malted barley, rich, balanced toffee notes, and that iconic golden color. And at 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces, it lets you enjoy the season without weighing you down. The original light beer since 1975 and still hitting different 50 years later. The best holiday beers are the ones you don't expect. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.
Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tis Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Chapter 3: What insights does Hank Azaria share about his voice acting career?
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Don Levitard. While there's nothing official and conversations are still ongoing. Was that a fake Schefter?
I tried.
It was pretty good.
It was excellent. I feel like there's legs.
I tried at the beginning and then I lost confidence in it.
Why? It was good. You got this.
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Chapter 4: How does Hank describe his passion for Bruce Springsteen's music?
Thank you for being with us. I'm glad we didn't ruin Chiefs Texans for you or Packers Bears.
I thought for sure it was going to get ruined, so I'm looking forward to it. I'm still contemplating doing that right now. Don't do it, man. Ask any of my friends. You don't want to earn my wrath like that.
That sounds threatening.
I know. I get really pissy about it. You've sort of described towards the end here a cult.
You have all these people who worship you as Bruce Springsteen who they've never met otherwise, and now you have all these people who are sort of distorting reality to make sure that Hank Azaria gets a bespoke version of professional sports, the most popular thing in America.
I look at it more like I've learned to ask for what I want, and if you ask, you receive sometimes. Nice seeing you, buddy. Good to see you, too.
quick break to talk to you about the official ticketing partner of the Dan Levitard show game time the NFL regular season is already winding down and this is when the games get really good and tickets are in high demand some of them really difficult to find so why don't you take the guesswork out of buying NFL tickets with the game time app I use it all the time because it gives me the advantage that's right
sports fans take the power back it's the hack for grabbing amazing tickets in just a couple of taps super easy super reliable and with the game time guarantee you're getting 100 authentic tickets on time and at the best price plus fees are included what you see is what you pay Do yourself a favor. Open up the GameTime app right now.
You'll see tons of seats available, lower bowl, midfield, upper deck, and NFL tickets starting at around $100. Pick what you want. Tap, tap, done. Take the guesswork out of buying NFL tickets with GameTime. Download the GameTime app, create an account, and use code DAN for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply again. Create an account and redeem code DAN for $20 off. Swipe, tap, ticket, go.
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